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| innocenceNonus | Posted: Mon Aug 23 21:38:19 2004 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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Ok, so we all have one-liners. Or ones that are our favorites. Song lyrics or little blurbs that we come up with in our head.
An example: "This is me with the words on the tip of my tongue- with my eye through the scope down the barrel of a gun." - Taking Back Sunday's Timberwolves at New Jersey Rule of this thread is to pick and do all/ one/ some of the following: a) Song one-liner b) Movie one-liner c) Book one-liner d) Your one-liner I know this seems pointless, but I LOOOOVE one liners. I think they say a lot about your personality (cheesy and cliche phrase? yes. And also an overused line... HAHA.). Deja vue. Remember- each one can ONLY be a one-liner. No multi-lines. Movie line example: "You can't handle the truth!" Book line: (I think I can get this right... don't have the actual book for reference... correct me if I'm wrong.) "You boiled my mother?!" My own line: "Soy AWESOME. Eres dumb." (to be used in retort to a similarly stupid jibe- ie. your face!) |
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| zander83 | Posted: Mon Aug 23 22:27:44 2004 | Post | Quote in Reply |
| a) Song one-liner : smile and pretend that your not loving her
b) Movie one-liner : Bitch you have no future c) Book one-liner:If you're going to be shot, whose side do you expect me to be on? d) Your one-liner : woop-ti-fucking-doo... or "are you still talking?" really depends on the situation |
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| Zacq | Posted: Mon Aug 23 22:40:10 2004 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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a) "But that's like hynotizing chickens."
b) Oh krap there are so many and I'm probably forgetting the best ones, but: "No - you're boring, and you totally know it." (I was really tempted to say "Shotguns? You mean guns that fire shot?" but that's not technically one line.) c) "Looks like we're on the wrong end of the fuckstick now." d) "I'm a butterfly and you're glue - whatever bounces off me punches you in the face." There should be TV so I could do Will Ferrel saying "You make Gandhi look like a child pornographer." |
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| innocenceNonus | Posted: Mon Aug 23 23:14:15 2004 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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Awesome. Also, by your own line, it doesn't have to be an insult. It can also be something literary like, "Their eyes were watching God." Though that's not really mine, more like Zora Neale ______'s (unsure how to spell her last name). |
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| Asswipe | Posted: Mon Aug 23 23:27:41 2004 | Post | Quote in Reply |
| Hey, life's not for everyone. |
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| antartica | Posted: Tue Aug 24 00:04:55 2004 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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a) Song one-liner : it's not easy, to be me
b) Movie one-liner : o'captain my captain c) Book one-liner : tension of opposites, which side wins? love always wins d) Your one-liner : it's not me, it's the rest of the world |
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| Wisenheimer | Posted: Tue Aug 24 00:07:16 2004 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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I'm a lazy. |
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| DanSRose | Posted: Tue Aug 24 01:27:27 2004 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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a) Song one-liner: I want to find a girl and get lost in the dark
b) Movie one-liner: [deadpan] My friends need to be punished. c) Book one-liner: As one former anatomy instructor said to me, "No one's taking heads home in buckets anymore." OR Most of the time you don't really hear it. A pulse is a thing you feel. Even if you are somewhat quiet. Sometimes you hear it through the pillow at night. But I know that there is a place you can hear it better than that. d) Your one-liner: It's not that it bothers me. It's that I want it completely destroyed. AND Ew. It's like binge and purge, but without the binge. AND The cello is the black and white photograph of the musical world. |
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| girl | Posted: Tue Aug 24 04:04:55 2004 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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Zacq said:
>d) "I'm a butterfly and you're glue - whatever bounces off me punches you in the face." lmao! i also liked the fuckstick comment. a) reality escapes her b) you think you're too cool for school...well i've got a newsflash for you...you arn't. c) yo rapunzel, there's a faster way down. d) cry me a river dickface |
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| Christophe | Posted: Tue Aug 24 06:30:42 2004 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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a) Shall I tell you a story, shall I tell you a dream, they think I'm crazy.
b) The fact that you don't all attack me proves that at least some of you are still human. (from The Thing, saw it again few days ago, great movie) c) Vriend, maak uw bijl scherp, jaag de droegheid uit uw hart; wij gaan de banden des vaderlands breken! (Friend, sharpen your axe, chase the sadness out of your heart; we are going to break the chains of our fatherland - from De Leeuw Van Vlaanderen (The Flemish Lion) |
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| Mark | Posted: Tue Aug 24 06:40:09 2004 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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a) Do as I say, not as I do.
b) When you want to kill somebody shoot, don't talk. c) That which is done out of love always takes place beyond good and evil. d) Be creative, make up your own style. |
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| Christophe | Posted: Tue Aug 24 08:19:44 2004 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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forgot one
d) Ik hoop dagge nuujt gelukkig wert en da ou kinjeren blindj gon zen, smijrlap! (I hope you'll never be happy and that your kids will be blind, asshole!) (It's something I say in an overacting and sarcastic kind of way when I fake disgust or mock people) |
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| marsteller | Posted: Tue Aug 24 09:10:38 2004 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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rockin one-liner, asswipe |
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| erikagm | Posted: Tue Aug 24 12:16:38 2004 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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a) Song one-liner : "I'm a bitch, I'm a tease, I'm a goddess on my knees"
b) Movie one-liner : (cartoon?) "Doh!" c) Book one-liner : "Elementary, my dear Watson" d) Your one-liner : "ah" |
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| mara | Posted: Wed Aug 25 03:57:12 2004 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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Timberwolves at new jersy came on just as I opened this thread. Weird.
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| mister maroon | Posted: Wed Aug 25 07:04:17 2004 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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a) the lovers, the dreamers and me
b) you talking to me? c) love, like flying is a dream that must never come true d) brah |
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| Maya | Posted: Wed Aug 25 08:24:09 2004 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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a) Song one-liner : "And everytime I see you in my dreams I see your face, it's haunting me" b) Movie one-liner : It's not their fault. The truth is, the world is just... different. c) Book one-liner : "Tell your heart that the fear of suffering is worse than the suffering itself" d) Your one-liner : If you didnt want to know, you shouldnt have asked |
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| libra | Posted: Wed Aug 25 10:31:30 2004 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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a) You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. (Imagine)
b)It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. (Office Space) c)“When I look up, I see people cashing in. I don’t see heaven or saints or angels. I see people cashing in on every decent impulse and every human tragedy.” (Catch-22) d) I can't think of a one-liner for myself. That's sad. |
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| Mouse | Posted: Wed Aug 25 14:09:32 2004 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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Let's see now...
a) Song one-liner : "I suppose I'd start by removing all my clothes, tie my pantyhose around my neck." or "Faster, faster- I'm the star in this disaster movie and in the end I ride alone." b) Movie one-liner : "Is there somewhere I can put my husband?" c) Book one-liner: "They say 'good night'." d) Your one-liner : "Nescio quid dicas." or "Ooo, sugar!" |
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| *m*a*s* | Posted: Thu Aug 26 03:46:03 2004 | Post | Quote in Reply |
| a) 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.
b) Nothing gold can stay. c) Some birds are not meant to be caged, that's all. d) Go big or go home. |
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| Puck | Posted: Sat Aug 28 02:06:14 2004 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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Faves for this past week.
a) One little girl couldn't take the pain, numbed herself 'till none remained. - One Little Girl, Toad the Wet or I still want the girl that really caught my eye. - Independently Happy, Blue October b) Maybe a dingo ate your baby.- Elaine Benes, Seinfeld. or Who took the jam outta your doughnut? - Tommy, Snatch c) Your pathetic delusion flatters me. - Wobbly Headed Bob d) Bah Maya said: >a)... At a glance, I thought it was from Haunting Me by Stabbing Westward. Then I checked. *sigh/chuckle* |
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| Kira | Posted: Sat Aug 28 04:22:31 2004 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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d) I disapprove. |
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| innocenceNonus | Posted: Sat Aug 28 15:39:44 2004 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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Ahahaha.
Question: "Scuse me while I kiss the sky." - where is that from?? That one line is driving me crazy!! And "Nescio quid dicas."- is this latin?? "I kill what you say." Is that right?? |
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| Puck | Posted: Sat Aug 28 15:46:15 2004 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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innocenceNonus said:
>"Scuse me while I kiss the sky." - where is that from?? That one line is driving me crazy!! You're so freakin' lazy! Purple Haze-Hendrix |
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| Mouse | Posted: Sat Aug 28 17:10:16 2004 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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innocenceNonus said:
>And "Nescio quid dicas."- is this latin?? "I kill what you say." Is that right?? It is indeed latin. Hmm, now I have to go look up 'I kill what you say.' The translation of nescio quid dicas is, 'I don't know what you're talking about'. |
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| Puck | Posted: Sat Aug 28 17:14:29 2004 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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Mouse said:
>Hmm, now I have to go look up 'I kill what you say.' >The translation of nescio quid dicas is, 'I don't know what you're talking about'. I think I'd rather say, "I kill what you say." I'll try to fit that into a conversation this week. |
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| innocenceNonus | Posted: Sat Aug 28 17:48:10 2004 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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I figured it was "I don't know what you're saying" but then I though about "to kill" in Latin... which, thinking back, is necare. Not... nescare... lol...oy. |
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| *m*a*s* | Posted: Sat Aug 28 19:04:42 2004 | Post | Quote in Reply |
| innocenceNonus said:
>Ahahaha. > >Question: >"Scuse me while I kiss the sky." - where is that from?? That one line is driving me crazy!! Sorry didn't mean to trip anyone with the classic rock, but if you don't know Hendrix you seriously need to check out anything you can get your hands on. |
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| innocenceNonus | Posted: Sat Aug 28 20:20:31 2004 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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Will do. |
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| Puck | Posted: Sat Sep 4 13:05:09 2004 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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"Ack. There is no emoticon to express what I am feeling right now." - Comic Book Guy, the Simpsons |
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| Puck | Posted: Tue Feb 1 18:15:46 2005 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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Pre-crash of '05...
Chaos said: >music: Green eyed lady, windswept lady...green eyed lady, ocean lady... >movie: Do you renounce satan and all of his evils?...I do >book: I do not choose to be what i am, it is my karma. meshuggah said: >Movie- IT WAS NOTHING LIKE THAT, PENIS BREATH! markael said: >Song One-Liner: >"i wanna be bigger, stronger, drive a faster car" >'Bigger, Stronger' Coldplay >Movie One-Liner: >"A fucking magic marker" >'Vincent Vega' Pulp Fiction >Book One-Liner: >"The cellar is an aquired taste" >James Patterson 'Along came a spider' >Own One-Liner: >"People amaze me" >'Mark Angus' Puck said: >My chemistry teacher:"Where do you want your alchohol? >Me: "On the rocks?" >Chem. Teacher: "...blood was flowing in the streets." >Me: "It's too bad they didn't have slip'n'slides during the french revolution." >"It's been I hard week. I deserve a "hard" weekend." Puck said: >Her: "SURE u wouldn't. And the pope's satan" >Me: "Yes. That is correct. The pope is satan." samuel said: >a) Song one-liner: >'as the drowning engine throbs in time with your beating heart i feel you smiling' - Deftones-Chauffeur. >b) Movie one-liner: >'he's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy' - Life of Brian. >c) Book one-liner: >'Once upon a time, there was a cliche story' - i forget. >d) Your one-liner: >'dude all you got to do is want it enough, like a magnet, think like a magnet' - was drunk. Puck said: >(After winning many online strip board-games against my gf who became angry at the futility of her efforts) (neither of us have webcams) >"I just have a greater will to win than you do." skellington427 said: >>Puck said: >>(After winning many online strip board-games against my gf who became angry at the futility of her efforts) >(neither of us have webcams) > >>"I just have a greater will to win than you do." >i bet your gf has a greater will than you in other areas...maybe you should find that out. |
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| Puck | Posted: Tue Feb 8 22:27:57 2005 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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"Rock this bitch!" |
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| Ed | Posted: Thu Jan 19 12:16:28 2006 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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Being alone in a room where someone has written "Cheerleaders are the Coolest," it soon becomes "Cheerleaders are the Cholesterol." |
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| Ed | Posted: Fri Feb 10 00:44:08 2006 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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I bit into it and realized what I had found the holy grail of cinnamon rolls. |
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| Ed | Posted: Fri Feb 10 00:49:33 2006 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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*that
not "what"!!! GAH! |
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| Ed | Posted: Fri Feb 10 01:52:52 2006 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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I've got to ask you about the Penis Mightier. Gussy it up however you want, Trebek. What matters is does it work? Will it really mighty my penis, man? 'Cause I've ordered devices like that before - wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind tellin' ya. And if the Penis Mightier really works, I'll order a dozen! |
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| Ed | Posted: Fri Mar 3 23:17:26 2006 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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Ed said:
>I bit into it and realized that I had found the holy grail of cinnamon rolls. fuck, I miss that! it had a pocket of icing inside and nearly spilled out when I took a bite off of the side. "Zoe fucked Mike so I don't fuck Zoe anymore" |
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| Ed | Posted: Sun Mar 12 22:34:27 2006 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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I love this thread. that is why it is mine. MINE!
1- is it pizza hutt? 2- yeah 1- eat it! 2- i ordered it 1- EAT IT! 2- not here yet 1- I don't care. Eat it!!! 2- you eat it, bitch |
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| Wisenheimer | Posted: Mon Mar 13 15:36:25 2006 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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"When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why God? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, "There's just something about you that pisses me off".
-Storm of the Century: Stephen King That God. He can be a real meanie sometimes. |
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| Ed | Posted: Mon Apr 3 01:40:38 2006 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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[00:35] PuckRivera: what're you up to, love?
[00:35] kallynlili666: talking to mouse [00:36] kallynlili666: and that half brained ape child of an ex richard [00:36] PuckRivera: ew [00:36] kallynlili666: yeah he keeps talking to me [00:36] kallynlili666: sigh [00:36] PuckRivera: that's not cool [00:36] PuckRivera: I mean, [00:37] PuckRivera: that's an insult to half-brained ape children everywhere |
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| Wisenheimer | Posted: Sat Apr 15 19:42:00 2006 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters, And people who talk at the theatre. |
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| choke | Posted: Sat Apr 15 20:51:00 2006 | Post | Quote in Reply |
| Mr. Misses said:
And people who talk at the theatre. Have you ever talked all through a movie? I hate people who do it but when I was an excitable teen I remember it was the most fun ever, angry glares included. |
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| Wisenheimer | Posted: Sat Apr 15 21:27:54 2006 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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I told a guy on screen to shut up once. I forgot what movie it was, but the character was annoying, so at a quiet part right after he got done being all annoying, I lost my compuser and went "Jesus Christ, shut your mouth you stuipd!"
People looked at me. It was an uncomfortable situation for all involved. |
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| Wisenheimer | Posted: Sat Apr 15 21:28:53 2006 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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Mr. Misses said:
> compuser > > > I also lost my composure. |
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| choke | Posted: Sat Apr 15 21:34:47 2006 | Post | Quote in Reply |
| I love movies when you get a good crowd and they all get in on it. We had a great crowd for Signs, EVERYONE in the theatre was squealing at the aliens and screaming whenever we got frights. Great fun. |
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| Wisenheimer | Posted: Sat Apr 15 21:39:59 2006 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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choke said:
>I love movies when you get a good crowd and they all get in on it. We had a great crowd for Signs, EVERYONE in the theatre was squealing at the aliens and screaming whenever we got frights. Great fun. Tee hee. I saw that in theatres, and this great big tough looking guy was sitting next to me, and the part where they are showing the home video from the birthday party and the alien comes out, this guy jumps like three feet into the air.....about three times in a row. And he screamed like a little girl. That part wouldn't have made me jump if it weren't for his reaction scaring the bejesus out of me. I wanted to throttle him for making me jump haha. Good times. I just hate when people clap at the movies. That is one thing I could definitely do without. You either have a clapping audience, or you don't. There's never just one, or two, or five people who clap, it's always either absolutely no one claps, or EVERYONE claps. |
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| Wisenheimer | Posted: Sat Apr 15 21:43:58 2006 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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I'm going to go watch Bad News Bears and then Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe. You should join in. There's kettle corn, soda, and bite sized Butterfingers! |
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| choke | Posted: Sat Apr 15 23:08:52 2006 | Post | Quote in Reply |
| Mr. Misses said:
>I'm going to go watch Bad News Bears and then Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe. You should join in. There's kettle corn, soda, and bite sized Butterfingers! Lol. I've already seen the Chronicles of Narnia. But as you watch, look for the best scenes. Because some of that movie was filmed in *AHEM* *AH-AHEM* New Zealand. And then clap at the end. |
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| Wisenheimer | Posted: Sun Apr 16 23:06:06 2006 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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choke said:
> > >Lol. I've already seen the Chronicles of Narnia. But as you watch, look for the best scenes. Because some of that movie was filmed in *AHEM* *AH-AHEM* New Zealand. > >And then clap at the end. You missed out on a fun time. Now see if I ever invite you anywhere again >:[ |
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| Wisenheimer | Posted: Sun Apr 16 23:17:35 2006 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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"The Cigarette-Smoking Man: Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers."
-Cigarette Smoking Man |
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| Wisenheimer | Posted: Mon Apr 17 21:20:23 2006 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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Let me tell you something about daughters. You can lead 'em to water, but you can't make 'em answer the phone when they ain't home. |
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| Wisenheimer | Posted: Thu Apr 20 14:23:50 2006 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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You do and it'll be the biggest mistake you ever make, you Texas brushpopper! |
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| Wisenheimer | Posted: Thu Apr 20 14:38:32 2006 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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Oh and yes, the scenery in Chronicles of Narnia was beautimus. |
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| son-perdition | Posted: Mon Apr 16 20:38:42 2007 | Post | Quote in Reply |
| no satan set up the abomination of desolation this can be seen at http://jesus-survival.com/Abomination-desolation.htm |
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| Puck | Posted: Fri Sep 18 20:48:46 2009 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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d) I would rather watch Requiem for a Dream and American History X at the same time, side-by-side, than watch S. Darko |
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| Wisenheimer | Posted: Sat Sep 19 00:40:46 2009 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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Wisenheimer said:
>Let me tell you something about daughters. You can lead 'em to water, but you can't make 'em answer the phone when they ain't home. Where did this come from? Where did I get this from? Google, it gives me no answers! All roads lead back to here! |
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| Puck | Posted: Sat Sep 19 20:04:44 2009 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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Wisenheimer said:
>All roads lead back to here! when you disrupt the space time continuum, only a loop like this will prevent a complete paradox. |
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| choke | Posted: Wed Sep 23 07:13:54 2009 | Post | Quote in Reply |
| Wow, this thread is awesome :D |
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| Puck | Posted: Wed Sep 23 15:46:01 2009 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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a) 'You're all wrong,' I said as they stared to the sand, 'That man knows that sea like the back of his hand.'
b) I was cured alright... |
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| Puck | Posted: Wed Sep 23 22:14:40 2009 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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>The other day I was taking off his pants and he had another pair of pants under those. I was like, "... um..." and he was like "yeah, I didn't have any clean underwear." and I was like "so you wore pants as underwear? Pants under pants don't make underpants" |
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| Wisenheimer | Posted: Thu Sep 24 00:25:51 2009 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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Haha.
I wish I could transcribe the sound of my laugh. "Haha", that just doesn't cut it. |
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| misszero | Posted: Thu Sep 24 20:45:55 2009 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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c) why is my arm not a lilac tree? |
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| brucebitesback | Posted: Sun Oct 18 14:47:09 2009 | Post | Quote in Reply |
| A) I love you, i've loved you all along, and i miss you, been far away for far too long. (far away- nickelback)
B) "get your fat ass up and get me to the bagel shop!" (five more minutes-foamy the squirrel)
C) "I never thought triple homocide could feel this good!"
D) "i swear to god, if you dont fuckin leave me alone now, i'm gonna drug you, skin you alive, dip your body in salt, chop you into little pieces, and use your skin as a bag for the body parts to be tied together in and dump you in my lake." (funniest part of that is that was all off the top of my head and the other guy just turned and walked away) |
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| Puck | Posted: Sun Nov 15 16:17:05 2009 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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d) she looked like a high-class hooker from the 1700s after a long day (about my sister's senior pictures) |
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