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| Ahriman | Posted: Mon Mar 19 01:24:15 2007 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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My quote of the day:
Whilst driving home at 1am "There is a juice box in the street...and a pair of pants....I'm going to keep driving..." |
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| CriminalSaint | Posted: Mon Mar 19 04:34:04 2007 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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whatever man, you missed out on some wild times.
wild, bad, indecent-exposing times. |
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| ifihadahif | Posted: Mon Mar 19 06:43:08 2007 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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CriminalSaint said:
>whatever man, you missed out on some wild times. > > >wild, bad, indecent-exposing times. > Yep, and some good juice too. |
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| Ahriman | Posted: Tue Mar 20 01:24:18 2007 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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Today:
As a this really hardcore stereotypical lesbian chick walked by me in culinary today "Dude, when did we get a new guy in this...oh....hey jenny...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA" It was a dickhead mistake but she is a major bitch. |
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| Ahriman | Posted: Wed Mar 21 02:44:17 2007 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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Today:
"So your girlfriend told you right after that the reason she gave you road head was because I told her to...I feel dirty." I told her she needed to be more exciting to keep the relationship going. |
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| Ahriman | Posted: Wed Mar 21 22:26:41 2007 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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"Do mormons go to Indian restaurants?"
Announced at India Gate on elmwood... |
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| addi | Posted: Thu Mar 22 08:50:34 2007 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
Woody Allen (Annie Hall) |
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| ~Just Imagine~ | Posted: Thu Mar 22 14:05:56 2007 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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"Congratualations, you're 40 percent gay!"
No need to hear that everyday ;) |
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| Ahriman | Posted: Fri Mar 23 15:45:04 2007 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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"Look at the bulge on Frankenstein....well come on." |
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| Ahriman | Posted: Fri Mar 23 15:49:00 2007 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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J.I. very cute picture |
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| Ahriman | Posted: Sat Mar 24 01:03:49 2007 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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"So I threw up on his lawn and after I left his dog ate the throw up and then threw up my throw up all over his carpet."
True true |
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| ~Just Imagine~ | Posted: Sat Mar 24 06:49:54 2007 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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Thank you :)
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| Ahriman | Posted: Sat Mar 24 22:20:54 2007 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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"Guys with long hair have a natural power of hemp braiding."
Hells yea |
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| Ahriman | Posted: Mon Mar 26 01:14:40 2007 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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"Yes, one shoe is covered in mashed potatoes and one isn't...thank you." |
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| addi | Posted: Mon Mar 26 07:22:56 2007 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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Ahriman said:
>"Guys with long hair have a natural power of hemp braiding." don't feel left out you short haired guys. you have the unnatural power of hemp braiding. |
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| Ahriman | Posted: Tue Mar 27 08:42:41 2007 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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"Watch your nipples." |
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| Ahriman | Posted: Wed Mar 28 15:53:01 2007 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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"Raging Bull: you're riding the chick from behind and you grab her sides real hard and say 'Fucking shit wrag whore'..."
I can thank mi amigo Colin for the quote actually. Well done dude. hahahaha |
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| Ahriman | Posted: Thu Mar 29 14:56:59 2007 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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"There is no difference between a terrine and lunch meat!"
Culinary dork jokes |
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| ifihadahif | Posted: Thu Mar 29 21:06:53 2007 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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Ahriman said:
>"Raging Bull: you're riding the chick from behind and you grab her sides real hard and say 'Fucking shit wrag whore'..." > Yeah, but only if you really lover her, otherwise it's just meaningless banter. |
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| ifihadahif | Posted: Thu Mar 29 21:07:21 2007 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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lover her ? wtf ! |
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| Ahriman | Posted: Fri Mar 30 14:17:23 2007 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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"You're mom likes to braise my meat."
yea, another one. |
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| Ahriman | Posted: Fri Apr 6 02:36:10 2007 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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"ow ow ow"
"ow" "ow" "....ow" several quotes |
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| Ahriman | Posted: Wed Apr 11 15:58:31 2007 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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I felt my heart go up in my throat and go back down...actually I think that was throw up. |
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| Mesh | Posted: Sat Apr 14 23:05:05 2007 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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addi said:
>Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love. > > Not for me it ain't. Oh how I loathe that handsome, sexy sexy man. |
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| addi | Posted: Sun Apr 15 08:00:47 2007 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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Mr. Misses said:
>Not for me it ain't. Oh how I loathe that handsome, sexy sexy man. :) Just make sure you don't use yourself, or you'll lose respect for yourself. it's good to be seeing you around, mesh. |
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| ifihadahif | Posted: Sun Apr 15 08:23:52 2007 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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Mr. Misses said:
>addi said: >>Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love. >> >> > >Not for me it ain't. Oh how I loathe that handsome, sexy sexy man. > Makin' the scene with a magazine. Well I'm not weird about it or anything. At least I don't tie myself up first. - Tom Waits |
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| Mesh | Posted: Thu Jul 30 00:25:09 2009 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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"It smells...expeditious in here. Yes. Quite the aroma of efficiency if I've ever smelled it."
"You see that? Matt? Do you see now...when you treat others with kindness and respect...apparently they give you creamsicles. So I'd suggest being a little bit nicer...man." Why I say the things that I do, I do not know. They just...kind of...come out. You know? |
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