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CorDrine Posted: Wed Jul 4 09:32:13 2007 Post | Quote in Reply  
  1. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.

2. A will is a dead giveaway.
3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like bananas.

4. A backward poet writes inverse.
5. In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.

6. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
7. If you don't pay your exorcist, you can get repossessed.

8. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
9. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.

10. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
11. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.

12. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.

13. You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

14. Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under.
15. He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.

16. A calendar's days are numbered.
17. A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.

18. A boiled egg is hard to beat.
19. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

20. A plateau is a high form of flattery.
21. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison: - a small medium at large.

22. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
23. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

24. If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine .
25. When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.

26. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
27. Acupuncture: a jab well done.

28. Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet.

CorDrine Posted: Wed Jul 4 09:33:52 2007 Post | Quote in Reply  
>>Man who run in front of car get tired.
>>Man who run behind car get exhausted.
>>Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok
>>Man with one chopstick go hungry.
>>Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
>>Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
>>Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
>>Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.
>>War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
>>Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
>>Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
>>It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
>>Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
>>Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
>>Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
>>Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
>>Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
>>Crowded elevator smell different to midget

ifihadahif Posted: Wed Jul 4 13:16:31 2007 Post | Quote in Reply  
  Woman who fly upside down have nasty crackup.

addi Posted: Wed Jul 4 15:26:07 2007 Post | Quote in Reply just beat me to that post, hif.

*but I had always heard it as "hairy crackup".
Perhaps with so many woman shaving these days it had to be changed.

addi Posted: Sat Jul 7 09:13:30 2007 Post | Quote in Reply  
  7/7/07 today

any of you planning on getting married?

It's supposed to be a lucky day. I'm hoping to get "lucky"'s been a few weeks

: )

everyday_daisy Posted: Sat Jul 7 20:52:06 2007 Post | Quote in Reply  
  addi said:
>7/7/07 today
>any of you planning on getting married?
>It's supposed to be a lucky day. I'm hoping to get "lucky"'s been a few weeks
>: )

get "lucky" ey?

7/7/7 was a bad day for me actually


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