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| Ahriman | Posted: Mon Apr 7 22:08:20 2008 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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So the Black Keys are pretty freaking good. Any recommendations for long flights? |
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| addi | Posted: Mon Apr 7 22:15:22 2008 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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don't tamper with the smoke alarms in the bathrooms. they don't like that. |
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| choke | Posted: Mon Apr 7 22:32:51 2008 | Post | Quote in Reply |
| Don't flush while you're still on the toilet all your insides will get sucked out!
And go for a walk in the aisles every hour, otherwise you will get clots in your legs and they'll go to your heart and you'll die! And don't wear tightspantyhoseanything that constricts leg bloodflow for the same above reason! |
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| choke | Posted: Mon Apr 7 22:33:47 2008 | Post | Quote in Reply |
| And if it's an american flight if you want fizzy lemony drink do NOT ask for lemonade! Ask for 7up! Otherwise they will rip you off with cordial! |
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| ifihadahif | Posted: Tue Apr 8 05:46:43 2008 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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Don't wear nipple rings |
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| addi | Posted: Tue Apr 8 06:31:23 2008 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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choke said:
>And don't wear tightspantyhoseanything that constricts leg bloodflow for the same above reason! Amen to that. A bloody 20 hour flight to australia in pantyhose sucks. If the flight attendent smiles and is friendly to you don't take it as an open invitation to slap her ass as she walks by with the serving cart. It's not. |
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| mat_j | Posted: Tue Apr 8 07:35:12 2008 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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addi said:
>choke said: >If the flight attendent smiles and is friendly to you don't take it as an open invitation to slap her ass as she walks by with the serving cart. It's not. Ahh missing the 70s eh Addi Don't brutally murder the pilot, co-pilot, navigator, cabin crew and anyone in the crew with flying experience. |
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| mat_j | Posted: Tue Apr 8 07:36:04 2008 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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Lsiten to Sigur Ros to cure air rage. |
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| DanSRose | Posted: Tue Apr 8 08:44:55 2008 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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Watch the pilot episode of Lost
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| Mark | Posted: Tue Apr 8 09:06:16 2008 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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You could of course show a package to the stewardess (no, not flight attendant) containing a few circuit boards, electrical wire and a running countdown timer. That, or watch Airplane! |
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| DanSRose | Posted: Tue Apr 8 17:19:22 2008 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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Greet loudly your old friend Jack. |
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| Kira | Posted: Tue Apr 8 18:14:44 2008 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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Wear shoes you can easily get off and on. |
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| choke | Posted: Tue Apr 8 18:15:07 2008 | Post | Quote in Reply |
| DanSRose said:
>Greet loudly your old friend Jack. Lol my mum did that in the airport while she was saying goodbye to me for my flight to the states. Because my uncle Jack had actually come to see me off :p |
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| DanSRose | Posted: Thu Apr 10 16:53:57 2008 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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Take a new book that you have always wanted to read and take an old favorite. If you can't picture the new lands and people of the new book, or you just can't concentrate, take the old one up go through familiar places. |
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