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| Puck | Posted: Wed Oct 28 07:09:17 2009 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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Ms. Moon and I have taken to transcribing each other's half-sleep babbling on a dry-erase board and when the half-sleeper realizes that they just said something crazy (I started doing this, first) we'll shout "Don't write it on the board!"
Got some good ones? "Do we have biscuits? (yeah) Life is good! Can I have jelly on my biscuits? We should fry 'em and put honey and sugar on them. we need to but honey and sugar on our biscuits" |
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| libra | Posted: Wed Oct 28 12:31:59 2009 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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Hahaha. That's great! People say the craziest things when they're half asleep.
One time when vacationing with my boyfriend in Southern California I half woke up at two in the morning and demanded that he go outside and move the car. We were staying at his brother's house and didn't have a parking pass...if we parked on the street between 9am and 6pm we had to move it every two hours. Apparently I was so concerned about getting a ticket that I was thinking about it in my sleep. |
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| Puck | Posted: Wed Oct 28 14:32:10 2009 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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She's gonna kill me for this. But it's SO worth it! |
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| Cherry_Moon | Posted: Thu Oct 29 01:17:43 2009 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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you are already hung yourself a noose |
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| Puck | Posted: Thu Oct 29 09:15:51 2009 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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I made it with old socks |
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| Cherry_Moon | Posted: Sat Oct 31 16:40:28 2009 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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i don't deserve this :P
i promise i will get you good... |
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| ehwazingwaz | Posted: Sat Oct 31 22:52:13 2009 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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I can't tell if that's a threat or a tease... |
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| Cherry_Moon | Posted: Wed Nov 4 12:45:16 2009 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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it might be a threat depending on how he behaves :P
but really it's a tease :P i just embarrass easy sometimes. |
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| Puck | Posted: Thu Nov 5 12:04:07 2009 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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"ya know what?... HEH HEH!" |
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| Puck | Posted: Thu Nov 5 12:21:20 2009 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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"are we carnival creatures of the night?
"What're you? I'm an anteater." *crazy anteater face* "You're definitely a lion; a lion; a lion. mmm, kitty." *alarm goes off* "I'm not ready to go home. I'm not ready. I want a carrot." "Ew, you're dead. gross..." "you're all fucking philistines." "I want a baklava..." "I'M not going to be responsible. No. I told you to put better handcuffs on him" *alarm* "NO NO IT'S ESCAPING!" |
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| Puck | Posted: Thu Nov 5 12:35:39 2009 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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"Don't laugh at me.
"Gerald, you're a good scientist, but sometimes you're a goddamn ass..." "This calls for a celebration. I like cake. we're getting cake right? where's the cake. Dave, where's the cake?" "are there going to be cigars and strippers? I wanna get an asian stripper. "With a happy ending! hahaha. no seriously, where's the strippers and the cigars? "I own this goddamn mansion and I'll smoke wherever I want to, asshole. who invited this asshole? get him out of here and get me another cigar. |
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| Cherry_Moon | Posted: Thu Nov 5 15:49:44 2009 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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your suckage goes beyond the usual -___- i am soooo going to get you for this david! |
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| Cherry_Moon | Posted: Fri Nov 6 17:13:13 2009 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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Puck said:
>"Don't laugh at me. >"Gerald, you're a good scientist, but sometimes you're a goddamn ass..." >"I own this goddamn mansion and I'll smoke wherever I want to, asshole. who invited this asshole? get him out of here and get me another cigar. i can totally see myself saying both of these while i'm awake XD one of these nights i'm going to write down your crazy stuff... lately you haven't said anything in your sleep... i'll get you though Puckster :* |
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| Puck | Posted: Mon Nov 9 23:35:25 2009 | Post | Quote in Reply |
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"wait, are there giraffes around here?" |
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