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    covester
    10 Mar 2003

    sometimes i sit and wonder how cool would it be if my bodily waste comes out as miniature people i can tell to do certain household tasks or chores. they could do my laundry, or brush my teeth, or guard me while i sleep at night with tiny little people weapons such as needles and fingernail clippings. what else would these little people do you ask? well occasionally they would play a competitive game of my choosing on the carpet and i'd always kill the team that lost. then to show how proud i am of the winners i would give them all little pieces of shiny metal so they could have fun and stare at them all the time. however if a little person lost his precious shiny metallic piece i would most definitely slice him in half with a knife and then hide him in a sandwhich at a popular restaurant. after overpopulation of my room all these little people would then be sent out on there own into the wilderness of my back yard where they would build a small capital city. thank you

    as you can see i spent hours editing this little wonder