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Jackass Roomates
Sunshine
17 Nov 2002
So I signed up for this thing. It was free, so I'm going to use it. Right now, I'm drinking a glass of milk with goddamned ice chucks in it. There are friggin' ice chunks in my milk. Reason: My roomate are idiots. Complete idiots. I want to spit in their beds they are so stupid. I don't know what's wrong with them. The one keeps turning the heat up at night so I can't sleep. I feel like screaming 'Put on a stupid sweater!' Seriously, like there aren't enough problems in the world, I have to put up with sleeping in an apartment that's boiling.
Great, not only are there ice chunks in my milk, it tasts funny. I'm probably going to get some disease and die from it. And that's another thing; I could die and they wouldn't notice until they wanted to complain about how I leave stuff hanging around. It's my goddamed apartment too, retards. They go home EVERY weekend, so I just leave my stuff around because I got shafted into taking the smallest room. It makes no sense at all. It makes as much sense as a Julia Roberts movie. So, I'm boiling in my small little room and they're bitching at me to put my things away. I say screw you. I hate them so much. And they expect me to do all the cleaning since I'm here on the weekends. Screw you, bitches. No goddamned way. I walk around the house with my shoes on, but so do you.
The one leaves the TV on when she leaves. She justs doesn't turn it off, and goes. That really confuses the hell out of me when I come home AND THE SHITTY TV IS LEFT ON! And it's always on music videos. What was the point in getting cable if all you're going to watch is music videos? Why not listen to the radio and beat yourself with a hammer to see pretty images? Retard.
I'm the smartest one here, and it's driving me insane.
I think I'm just going to leave the half-frozen, half spoiled milk in the refridgerator. Serves them right.
I have dreams about getting new roomates. I want ones that don't suck so much ass. If I could change my roomates, I would. I'd rather have Frankenstein and Slimer from the 'Ghostbusters' in here than them.
One day, I'm going to be murdered on public transit (because those bastards won't drive me anywhere) and they won't even realize I'm gone. Nope. Not a bit. My mom will call, and they'll say 'Who?'
I truly dispise these people.
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