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Utter Stupidity - QuotesWhen I have been asked during these last weeks who caused the riots and the killing in L.A., my answer has been direct and simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame. Things are more like they are now than they ever were before. A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on. It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it. If you let that sort of thing go on, your bread and butter will be cut right out from under your feet. I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix. I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves. The government is not doing enough about cleaning up the environment. This is a good planet. "I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worth while?" Death thought about it "CATS," he said eventually, "CATS ARE NICE." Sourcery Nigel gave the lamp a cautious buff and small smoking red letters appeared in the air. "Hi," Nigel read aloud, "Do not put down the lamp because your custom is important to us. Please leave a wish after the tone and, very shortly, it will be our command. In the meantime, have a nice eternity." Sourcery Love thy neighbor as yourself, but choose your neighborhood. People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say. Breakfast of Champions Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings. Cats are smarter than dogs. You can not get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. Cats are put on earth to remind us that not everything has a purpose. Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live. The quality of a champagne is judged by the amount of noise the cork makes when it is popped. We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. A reporter once said to John Lennon that Decca would be kicking themselves for rejecting the beatles, Lennon instantly replied, "I hope they kick themselves to death." The Lives of John Lennon Nobody goes there anymore...it's too crowded! A friend is someone who will help you move; A GOOD friend is someone who will help you move a body. Not everybody knows everything, so use everything you know. It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog that matters. You know nothing for sure... except the fact that you know nothing for sure. No matter where you go, there you are. Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant! The glass is neither half empty nor half full. It is twice as large as it needs to be. There has been an alarming increase in the number of things you know nothing about. The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbeaable. S.P.I.C.E. Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up. S.P.I.C.E. To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order. S.P.I.C.E. Please leave your values at the front desk. S.P.I.C.E. Our wines leave you nothing to hope for. S.P.I.C.E. Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11am daily. S.P.I.C.E. The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid. S.P.I.C.E. Not to perambulate the corridor in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension. S.P.I.C.E. Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger: roasted duck let loose, beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion. S.P.I.C.E. For your convenience, we recommend courteous efficient self-service. S.P.I.C.E. Drop your trousers here for best results. S.P.I.C.E. Dresses for street walking. S.P.I.C.E. Ladies have fits upstairs. S.P.I.C.E. Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation. S.P.I.C.E. Could you like to ride on your own ass? S.P.I.C.E. To stop the drip, turn cock to right. S.P.I.C.E. For coats made for ladies from their own skin. S.P.I.C.E. Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life. S.P.I.C.E. Specialist in women and other diseases. S.P.I.C.E. It is forbidden to enter a womman even a foreigner if dressed as a man. S.P.I.C.E. Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts. S.P.I.C.E. |
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