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Utter Stupidity - QuotesSelfish, adj: Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others. The Devil's Dictionary Circus, n: A place where horses, ponies and elephants are permitted to so men, women and children acting the fool. The Devil's Dictionary Learning, n: The kind of ignorance distinguishing the studious. The Devil's Dictionary Laughter, n. An interior convulsion, producing a distortion of the features and accompanied by inarticulate noises. It is infectious and, though intermittent, incurable. The Devil's Dictionary Immortality, n: A toy which people cry for, And on their knees apply for, Dispute, contend and lie for, And if allowed Would be right proud Eternally to die for. The Devil's Dictionary Liberty, n: One of imaginations most precious possessions. The Devil's Dictionary Some people believe that by wearing sunglasses, other people can't see them. Falling in love doesn't kill people. Landing does. Definition of "Just Friends": It means I don't just want you to mourn the loss; I want to remind you of it every day. I want you to suffer. I want you to envy. I want you to die slowly, a bit at a time. And I want you to smile and thank me for it. The great thing about this jungle of ours is that anyone of you could grow up to be Lord of the apes. This is a one line proof... if we start sufficiently far to the left. Pleasure to meet you, President Dole. Late Night With David Letterman Where did all this fucking ice come from? A leapord never changes his stripes. It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. To compose music, all you have to do is remember a tune that nobody else has thought of. Only when you have crossed the river can you say that the crocodile has a lump on his snout. There are four types of men in the world; lovers, opportunists, lookers-on, and imbeciles. The happiest are the imbeciles. When I go to peoples' houses I like to sneak into their bedrooms and try on their underwear. The other day I say a fly walking down the street with his man open. Well actually it's a lot like smoking a cigar, but you don't bite the tip off. The difference between reality and fiction? Fiction has to make sense. Larry King Live, CNN The harder you fall, the higher you bounce. Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving your dog only two of them. Phil Pastoretm Newspaper Enterprise Assn. There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone or forbid your children to do it. Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom. It is not real work unless you would rather be doing something else. Try to look unimportant, because the bad guys might be low on ammo. If you are forward of your position, the artillery will fall short. The easy way is always mined. If the enemy is in range, so are you! Beer math is 2 beers times 37 men equals 49 cases. Body count math is 3 guerillas plus 1 probable plus 2 pigs equals 37 enemy killed in action. Friendly fire isn't. Anything you do can get you shot - including doing nothing. Make it too tough for the enemy to get in, and you can't get out!(This seems to be the guiding design principle behind the Soviet BMP and the Army's Bradley fighting vehicle. Both of which nicely package the troops for group destruction). Indecision is the key to flexibility. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. Sometimes too much to drink is not enough. By the time you make ends meet, they move the ends. The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets. I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people. The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep. Larry King Live We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees. When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results. It's like deja vu all over again. China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. The loss of life will be irreplaceable. It is necessary for me to establish a winner image. Therefore, I have to beat somebody. |
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