Campbell's Travelling-with-the-Kids Law:
It's better to go when you have to go - than to go and find you've already gone.
Hendrickson's Law:
If a problem causes many meetings, the meetings eventually become more important than the problem.
The George Washington Cherry Tree Theory of Truth and Consequences:
You can get away with anything as long as you tell someone about it.
Mark Twain's Observation:
Adam was but human - this explains it all. He did not want the apple for the apple's sake, he wanted it because it was forbidden.
Saul Lavisky's Observation:
Education is what you get from reading the small print. Experience is what you get from not reading it.
Rahilly's Law of Academic Administration:
Remember that not all the faculty have all their faculties.
Haap's Rule:
Don't ever let an alligator mouth overload a hummingbird rear end.
Papa Rich's Conclusion:
Whatever a parent does is wrong.
Kavannaugh's Maxim:
Necessity never made a good bargain.
Zaenglein's Postulate:
Kids used to ask you where they came from - now they tell you where to go.
Rodney's Rule:
Never let your studies interfere with your education.
McFadden's Observation:
The trouble with experience as a teacher is that the test comes first and the lesson afterward.
The First Afghan Law of Education:
No amount of poor schooling can spoil a good student.
Sanders' Rumination:
Life is a game, the object of which is to discover the object of the game.
Cornuelle's Law:
Authority tends to assign jobs to those least able to do them.
Clint's Cure-All:
When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout!
Mullin's Observation:
Indecision is the key to inflexibility.
Father Brennan's Famous Footnote:
Children should be heard, not obscene.
Baird's Rumination:
The brilliant person who invented peanut butter can't be all that great.
Napier's Cogent Comment:
Old people know more about being young then young people about being old.
Hecker's Law:
If you do your lessons every day, you never have to worry about a test.
Boxer's Law:
A person who minces his words usually chokes on them.
Mrs. Bowman's Law of Sibling Rivalry:
The child who cuts the piece of candy in half doesn't get first choice of the two pieces.
Engle's Law:
Don't ever stand up to be counted or someone will take your seat.
Preston's Postulate:
He who trains his tongue to quote the learned sages will be known far and wide as a smart-ass.
Jimenez's Maxim:
If they give you ruled paper, write the other way.
An Educational Guess:
The founder of the school of hard knocks bruised easily.
Spence's Observation:
One doesn't have to be handicapped to get a good education, but it certainly helps.
Shultz's Sage Thought:
If you don't have a memory like an elephant, leave tracks like one.
Parker's Rule of Parliamentary Procedure:
A motion to adjourn is always in order.
Grandma Soderquist's Observation:
Rememebr on your walk through life, the grass made greener on the other side of the fence is caused by "pasture pies."
Sousa's Principle of Lecture:
If you can't baffle them with brilliance, befuddle them with bullshit.
Talamantez's Gripe:
You don't discover life is more than a bowl of cherries till after you've eaten them.
Groya's Law:
What we learn after we know it all, is what counts.
Dr. Levitan's Rule:
It if smells bad and is sticky, it will eventually find its way onto your children or your shoes.
Furst's Academic Axiom:
He who controls the purse strings controls the educational policy.
Utvich's Observation:
Education is the process of moving from cocksure ignorance to thoughtsul uncertainty.
B. V. Roy's Conclusion:
Teaching is the fine art of imparting knowledge without possessing it.
Bergman's Bromide:
Today's life-style is such that no matter how much money you make, you'll still eat hamburger (in some form) four times a week.
Goldstein's Truism:
Success means only doing what you do well, letting someone else do the rest.
Oscar Mayer's Creed:
No matter how many hot dogs you consume at home, they always taste better at the ball park.