Priest: Will the elements be gone now forever from this place?
Kommander: When mankind comes to its senses, we will return.
Priest: Knowing mankind as I do, that could take centuries!
Kommander: Time is of no importance, only life is important.
Staedert: My philosophy Mr. President is shoot first ask questions later. I don't like uninvited guests.
Mactilburgh: It's not that easy..we've never encountered anything like it before..you see normal human beings have 40 DNA memo groums..which is more than enough for any species to perpetuate itself..This one has 200,000.
Korben: ...What's your name?
Leeloo: Leeloo Minai Lekarariba-Laminai-Tchai Ekbat De Sebat.
Korben: Excuse me! Just one thing! She said something to me a while ago and... I don't really get it... Akta Gamat?
Cornelius: It means, "Never without my permission".
Korben: That's what I thought.
Zorg: Aknot? Is that you? ...What an ugly face! Doesn't suit you at all! Take it off... That's better! Never be ashamed of who you are... You're warriors... be proud.
Zorg: ...It's light... the handle's adjustable for easy carrying... good for righties and lefties. ... Breaks down into four parts, undetectable by X-rays.. It's the ideal weapon for quick, discreet interventions. A word on fire power: Titanium recharger. 3000 round clip with bursts of 3 to 300. With the replay button, another Zorg innovation, it's even easier... one shot... and replay sends every following shot to the same location... I recharge, but the enemy has launched a cowardly sneak attack from behind, the automirror takes care of that. Gives me the time to turn around and finish the job. 300 round bursts, then there are the Zorg oldies... Rocket launcher. The always efficient flame thrower... My favorite. Our famous net launcher, the arrow launcher, with exploding or poisonous gas heads - very practical. And for the grand finale, the all-new ice-cube system!
Zorg: I'm fucked!
Aknot: You asked for a case. We brought you a case.
Zorg: A case with four stones in it. Not one! Not two or three! But four!!! Four stones!!! What the fuck am I supposed to do with an EMPTY case?!!
Aknot: ...We are warriors, not merchants!
Zorg: But you can still count. Look... my fingers... Four stones, four crates... Zero stones...
Zorg: Zorg. Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg... nice to see you again.
Zorg: Father, by creating a little destruction, I am, in fact, encouraging life! So, in reality, you and I are in the same business!
Cornelius: Destroying a glass is one thing..killing people with the weapons you produce is quite another.
Zorg: Let me reassure you Father..I will never kill more people in my entire life than religion has killed in the last 2000 years.
Munro: Major Dallas, if our calculations are correct you still have 57 hours owed to the Federal Army on your enlistment which is more than you will need for a mission of the utmost importance.
Korben: What mission?
Munro: To save the world.
Korben: Where have I heard this song before?
Munro: You're to leave immediately for Fhloston Paradise. Retrieve four Stones from the Diva Plavalaguna. And bring them back with the utmost discretion as possible. Any questions'?
Korben: Just one... why me?
Munro: Three reasons... One: As part of The Elite Special Forces Unit of the Federated Army you are an expert in the use of all weapons and spacecraft needed for this mission. Two: Of all the members of your unit you were the most highly decorated.
Korben: And the third one?
Munro: You're the only one left alive...
Leeloo: OK! Finished!
Korben: Finished what?
Leeloo: Learning language.
Korben: Which one?
Leeloo: All 900.
Korben: You learned 900 languages in five minutes?!
Leeloo: Yes! Now it's your turn! I learned your language, you have to learn mine!
Korben: I know how to say "Hello". Teach me how to say "Good-bye", that's all I need.
Zorg: You want something done, do it yourself!
Korben: How much time before the collision?
Scientist: If its speed remains constant... in an hour and 57 minutes.
Korben: I'll call you back in two hours.