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Hope is a dangerous thing.
The Shawshank Redemption It can't rain all the time. This isn't hell, but you can see it from here. The Crow Don't give me attitude, sir. See you assume that I won't shoot your sorry ass. And everyone knows when you make an assumption, you make an ass out of 'u' and 'umption'. Samuel L. Jackson It's not fucking fair. Are you stupid or did you just take lessons?
Geena Davis
I don't need a reason to kill myself, I need a reason not to. Single White Female Life is just a dream on the way to death. I believe there's a place where the restless souls wander, burdened by the weight of their own sadness. They wait for a chance to set the wrong things right. Only then can they be reunited with the ones they love. Sometimes, a crow shows them the way; because sometimes, love is stronger than death. The Crow, City of Angels Memories are meant to fade, Lenny. They're designed that way for a reason.
Angela Basset
Life is just a random lottery of tragedies and narrow escapes. Surrender the fantasy.
Winona Ryder
Forever turned out to be too long.
Julia Ormond (Susannah Finncannon)
Some mysteries are meant to be unsolved.
Gillian Anderson (Dana Scully)
Is it true there's no such thing as a stupid questions?
Compaq You buy the donut, you buy the hole. The Muppets Tonight When you want the ultimate, you've got to pay the ultimate price. Fear causes hesitation, and hesitation will cause your worst fears to come true.
Patrick Swayze (Brody)
Why is it that the people who need the most help, won't take it?
Emily Lloyd
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time - like tears in rain. Time to die.
Roy Batty
Have you ever seen fire in zero gravity? It's beautiful. It's like liquid, it slides over everything...
Laurence Fishburne
We're going to Disneyland. John Malkovich (Cyrus the Virus) Crazy, huh? Now you're talking semantics. What if I told you crazy was working 50 hours a week for 50 years, at the end of which you're told to piss off. End up in a nursing home, hoping to die before suffering the indignity of not making it to the toilet on time. Wouldn't you say that is insane?
How long is a Swatch minute? Swatch Good morning. In less than an hour, aircrafts from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. Mankind - the word should hold new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interest. Perhaps it's fate that today is the 4th of July, and you will be once again be fighting for our freedom. Not from tyrrany, oppression or persecution. But from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday. For today is the day the world declare in one voice 'We will not go quietly into the night! We're not going to vanish without a fight. We're going to live on. We're going to survive. Today we celebrate our Independence Day!
Bill Pullman
Well here's a synonym for sex - Fuck off!
Martin Lawrence
Kramer goes to a fantasy camp. His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down $2000 to live like him for a week. Do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors, and have sex without dating. THAT'S a fantasy camp.
Jason Alexander (George Costanza)
I'm a magical being. Take off your bra.
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Friends I'm gonna kill you until you die from it!
(Saddam Hussein)
Colonel Sanders! What are you? Chicken? There is something you should know. I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate. So you see, Lone Starr, evil will always triumph because good is dumb!
Rick Moranis (Dark Helmet)
Do not piss in our pool for we do not swim in your toilet bowl.
Matthew Perry (Chandler Bing)
Hey Tim, have you ever tried yoga?
Tim Allen (Tim Taylor)
Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Jack Nicholson (The Joker)
If knowledge is power, then a god am I. Batman Forever Control is an illusion, you infantile egomaniac. Nobody knows what's gonna happen next: not on a freeway, not in an airplane, not inside our own bodies and certainly not on a racetrack with 40 other infantile egomaniacs. Days of Thunder How do you explain school to a higher intelligence? E. T. No! Try not. Do, or do not. There is not try. When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good you will not.
Yoda
What I want out of each and every one of you is a hard target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse, and doghouse in that area.
Tommy Lee Jones
Movies don't create psychos. Movies just make psychos more creative. Scream I know now why you cry. But it's something I can never do.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Your ego is writing cheques your body can't cash. Top Gun No, you relax. You're the dead guy. Ghost This quarter was my wish, and it didn't come true. So I'm taking it back. I'm taking them all back. Goonies Sallah, I said NO camels! That's FIVE camels; can't you count?
Harrison Ford (Indiana Jones)
Yeah, but when the Pirates of the Carribean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists. Jurassic Park You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good.
Will Smith
DOC SCURLOCK: You son of a bitch! You're starting to believe what they're writing about you, aren't you? Let me tell you what you really are. You rode a 14 year old boy straight to his grave, and the rest of us straight to hell... straight to hell! William H. Bonney, you are not a God! WILLIAM H BONNEY: Why don't you pull the trigger and find out? Young Guns 2 You wanna get Capone? Here's how you get him. He pulls a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the Chicago way, and that's how you get Capone! The Untouchables OTTO: May I kiss you, Ken? KEN: No. you fuckin' can't! OTTO: Just a peck, no tongue! A Fish Called Wanda HUMPERDINCK: Surrender! WESLEY: You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept. The Princess Bride A rolling stone gets the bird; the early bird gathers no moss. Jim Carrey (Truman Burbank) We accept the reality of the world with which we are presented.
Ed Harris
Yip, yip, yip, yip, yip! Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Sesame Street And they are real, and they are spectacular! Seinfeld Pray to whom I might have him, pray to whom I now die, serve right and justice one last time, seek on last heart of evil, sell me one last light of pain, cut well, old friend, then farewell! The Flight of Dragons Each day at dawn they were up, running three to five miles. Then I kept abusing 'em continuously while they tried to learn what I was teaching them. Why? You can't know it unless you live it, and you can't portray it unless you know it. If you don't know it, it looks ridiculous...and I won't have that in any film I'm associated with. It's a dishonor to the real people who fought.
Marine Captain Dale Dye, trainer of the actors in I can't do that, can you do that? Who ARE those guys? Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid You complete me. Jerry Mcguire All our young lives we search for someone to love, someone to make us complete. We choose partners and change partners. We dance to a song of heartbreak and hope, all the while wondering if somewhere, somehow, someone perfect is searching for us.
Fred Savage (Kevin Arnold) GRACE: Listen Harry. A. J. is my choice. My choice and not yours. HARRY: He's the only one your age practically, Grace. It's not a choice. It's a lack of options. Bruce Willis and Liv Tyler I address you tonight, not as the president of the United States, not as the leader of a country, but as a citizen of humanity. We are faced with the very gravest of challenges. The Bible calls this day Armageddon - the end of all things. And yet, for the first time in the history of the planet, a species has the technology to prevent its own extinction. All of you praying with us need to know that everything that can be done to prevent this disaster has been found and researched. The human thirst for excellence, knowledge, every step of the ladder of science, every adventurous reach into space, all of our conbined modern technologies and imaginations, even the wars that we've fought, have provided us with the tools to wage this terrible battle. Through all the chaos, through all the wrongs and discord, through all the pain and suffering, through all of our lives, there is one thing that may nurse our souls and elevate our species above its origin, and that is our courage. The dreams of this entire planet are focused tonight on those 14 brave souls travelling into the heavens. May we all, citizens all over, see this event through. Godspeed and good luck to you. Armageddon Wise men say forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza. Ninja Turtles We must kill them. We must incinerate them. Pig after pig, cow after cow, village after village, army after army. And they call me an assassin. What do you call it when the assassins accuse the assassin? You have to have men who are moral... and at the same time who are able to utilize their primordial instincts to kill without feeling... without passion... without judgement... without judgement. Because it's judgement that defeats us.
Colonel Kurtz Figuring things out for yourself is the only freedom any one really has. Use that freedom. Make up your own mind.
Michael Ironside Not everything dies, Mr. Mulder.
Laurie Holden (Marita Covarrubias)
And why should the people listen to you?
Robin Hood: Men In Tights But somewhere out there, something is watching us. There are alien forces acting in ways we can't perceive. Are we alone in the universe? Impossible when you consider the wonders that exist all around us. The voodoo priests of Haiti... the Tibetian numerologists of Appalachia... the unsolved mysteries of... "Unsolved Mysteries"!!! THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE!!!
Fox Mulder Yeah and if your sister is your aunt and your mother marries your uncle, you'd be your own grandpa!
Gillian Anderson (Dana Scully) Just as when we come into the world, when we die we are afraid of the unknown. But the fear is something from within us that has nothing to do with reality. Dying is just like being born - just a change.
Isabel Allende The way the world underestimates me will be my greatest weapon. Calista Flockhart
Enemy General: Tomorrow our arrows will block out the sun!
300 Spartans 20 years! I've done it all, I've seen it all. The only thing I haven't done is interview God.
Candice Bergen (Murphy Brown)
What makes your problems bigger than everybody else's?
Ally McBeal Somethings are true whether you believe it or not. City of Angels How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss? The greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he didn't exist.
Kevin Spacey (Roger "Verbal" Kint) You've given meaning to my life I had no right to expect. Meet Joe Black That's what I like about high school girls. I keep getting older, and they stay the same age. Dazed and Confused Are you coming? You see how it works here, the train moves, not the station. Evelyn. Evelyn! I'm sorry but I'm going to kill your son! Madonna A League of Their Own You're gonna need a bigger boat.
Roy Schneider For someone who was never meant for this world, I must confess I'm suddenly having a hard time leaving it. Of couse, they say, every atom in our bodies was once part of a star. Maybe I'm not leaving. Maybe I'm going home... Gattaca If I were the man I was five years ago, I'd take a flamethrower to this place!
Al Pacino My God, it's full of stars. 2001: A Space Odyssey I hope they're just fuckin' with us... I ain't ready for this shit. Full Metal Jacket We've become bored with watching actors give us phony emotions. We're tired of pyrotechnics and special effects. While the world he inhabits is in some respects counterfeit, there's nothing fake about Truman himself. No scripts, no cue cards... It isn't always Shakespeare but it's genuine. It's a life. Ed Harris (Christof) Good Morning. Oh! And in case I don't see ya'! Good Afternoon, Good Evening, and Goodnight! Yeah... yeah... Jim Carey (Truman Burbank) You're afraid. That's why you can't leave. It's okay, Truman. I understand. I have been watching you your whole life. I was watching when you were born. I was watching when you took your first step. I watched you on your first day of school. heh heh. The episode when you lost your first tooth. heh heh heh. You can't leave, Truman. You belong here...With me. Talk to me. Say something. Hell, say something, goddamnit! You're on television! You're live to the whole world!
Ed Harris (Christof) We are but visitors on this rock, hurling through time and space at sixty-six thousand miles an hour, tethered to a burning sphere in an unfathomable universe. This most of us take for granted while refusing to believe these forces have any more effect on us than a butterfly beating its wings halfway around the world. Or that two girls, born on the same date, the same time and place, might not find themselves the unfortunate focus of similar unseen forces. Converging like the planets themselves into burning pinpoints of cosmic energy, whose absolute gravity would threaten to swallow and consume everything in its path. Or maybe the answer lies even further from our grasp.
David Duchovny (Fox Mulder) Ernest Hemmingway once wrote, "The world is a wonderful place and worth fighting for." I agree with the second part.
Morgan Freeman
MULDER: Holeman. He wants dating advice.
Well, it seems to me that the best relationships... the ones that last, are frequently the ones that are rooted in friendship.
David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson How many times do I have to tell to STOP SHOOTING AT THE THERMONUCLEAR WEAPON!
John Travolta
JESS: Marriages don't break up on account of infidelity. It's just a symptom that something else is wrong?
When Harry Met Sally This place is like the army: the shark ethic prevails... eat the wounded. In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.
Hunter S. Thompson She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether you are perfect for each other. Good Will Hunting The world you live in is just a sugar coated topping, there is another world, the real world.
Wesley Snipes FOX: People want leadership, Mr President. And in the absence of genuine leadership, they'll listen to anyone who steps up to the microphone. They want leadership. They are so thirsty for it, they'll crawl through a desert toward a mirage and when they discover there's no water, they'll drink the sand. PRESIDENT: People drink the sand not because they are thirsty. People drink the sand because they don't know the difference.
Michael Douglas and Michael J. Fox The more things change, the more they remain the same.
Kurt Russell ALAN: Tonight's secret word was brought to you by Larry King - the only man on American television who looks like an owl! DAVE: You've got to be kidding me. Larry King is buying time on our show? The Late Show with David Letterman What good are wings if you can't feel the wind on your face? City of Angels
JOEY: What do you like better - action or comedy?
Friends Everything ends badly, otherwise it wouldn't end. Cocktail It's against my programming to impersonate a deity.
C3PO One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know. Animal Crackers Women. Can't live with 'em. Can't kill 'em! True Lies Today is a good day to die. Flatliners Now, I don´t want to be somewhere else anymore. Not waiting for anything new to happen. Not looking around the next corner nor the next hill. I´m here now. That's enough.
Anthony Hopkins
JACK PALANCE: Do you know what the secret of life is? One thing. Just one thing. You stick to that and everything else don't mean shit. City Slickers
ERIC: I want to sue somebody. Can you help me?
Ally McBeal And I love you and I always have... only I didn't realize that it was love 'cause it was more than love and not just some stupid feeling in my stomach like everything else.
Liv Tyler When you dance with the Devil, He doesn't change. He changes you.
Joaquin Phoenix
I heard what you do, that you help people with horse problems. The Horse Whisperer Advertising today has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate, and buying shit we don't need.
Tyler Durden WATSON: Wait! Isn't it [piano] valuable? HOLMES: What's more important is the value of my sanity. I ought to have mastered the damn thing by now. WATSON: How long have you been playing it? HOLMES: Three days. Young Sherlock Holmes I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like victory. Apocalypse Now How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
Sean Patrick Flanery If every man is supposed to think of sex once every nine minutes, what on earth does he think of in the other eight?
(Matthew Delamere) Storey Emmenthal I'm drowning here and you're describing the water. As Good As It Gets
JUDGE: We all fall where we fall. There's no right, there's not wrong. We all fall where we fall. The Practice Maybe he be a better king... maybe not. Why is your head higher than mine? The King and I There are more worlds than the one you hold in your hand. The X-Files
RAY: Let's go to the zoo Jerry, let's go right now.
Jerry Maguire Three pickles, not four. What do you think this is? Pickle burger? Home Fries Age and wisdom do not necessarily go hand in hand. Anna and the King
PRIEST: Do you, Ming the Merciless, ruler of the universe, take this Earthling Dale Arden as your Empress of the hour?
Flash Gordon There are only two things that scare me. One is nuclear war... carnies, circus folk, nomads you know, smell like cabbage, small hands. Austin Powers American components. Russian components. All made in Taiwan. Armageddon You know, this used to be a helluva good country. I can't understand what's gone wrong with it.
Jack Nicholson All I have in this world are my balls and my word, and I don't break them for anybody.
Tony Montana (Al Pacino) Money is something you need just in case you don't die tomorrow.
Martin Sheen Life takes strength, Passion gives power, Love takes practice. Practical Magic
Bart: How would one go about making a half man half monkey like creature? The Simpsons We've got front row tickets to the end of the Earth. Armageddon The issue is not whether you are paranoid. Look around you Lenny. The issue is whether you are paranoid enough.
Max Peltier (Tom Sizemore) I remember a place... a town, a house like a lot of other houses... a yard like a lot of other yards... a street like a lot of other streets. And the thing is... after all these years, I still look back... with wonder.
Kevin Arnold (Fred Savage) As I walk through the valley of death I shall fear no evil because I'm the baddest mother fucker in the valley. Deep Blue Sea I know this steak doesn't exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth, the matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy, and delicious. After nine years, you know what I realized, ignorance is bliss. The Matrix
CASSLEBACK: Think about what you're doing. I'm a police officer. If you kill me, your life will be over. Gone in 60 Seconds Speed kills. Or worse, makes you psychotic. People like it cause it makes them feel they're in control of their destinies. What you wanna be on the lookout for is transcendant reality. Seeing in... and seeing out.
Timothy Leary
CROW: What do you call a flock of crows? The Crow - City of Angels Paranoia is reality on a finer scale. Strange Days
The Devil: These microbes never cease to amaze me. An orgy of pain and suffering in such a little tiny package. You really have to give that old bitch Mother Nature a lot of credit. Brimstone I'm from the NYPD and that stands for I will knock yo punk ass down!
Will Smith
LOU: You know I went to a McDonald's in Shelbyville on Friday night.
The Simpsons Like most intellectuals, he is intensely stupid. Dangerous Laisons What are you doing, there's no fighting in the war room. Alright, I'll blow that vending machine open, but if you don't get the president on the line, you'll have to answer the Coca Cola Company.
Stanley Kubrick If you suffer your people to be ill educated and their manners corrupted from infancy, and then punish them for those crimes to which their first education disposed them, what else is to be concluded, sire, but that you first make thieves and then punish them? Ever After I wonder how it would be to know that this breath now was the last one you ever gonna draw?
Private Witt I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse. The Godfather Everything ends badly... otherwise it wouldn't end.
Tom Cruise Dear Mr. Vernon, We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole saturday in detention for whatever it is we did wrong, but we think you're crazy for making us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us, in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out, is that each one of us is a brain, and an athlete, and a basketcase, a princess, and a criminal. Does that answer your question? Sincerely Yours, The Breakfast Club.
The Breakfast Club
You move you're dead. And I say I'm dead, and I move. The Crow How can I have remorse for people who are tryin to kill me?
Sean Penn In time, even sad endings will become happy. The sad ending is only because the author stops telling the story. But it still goes on. It's just untold. Twin Falls Idaho Time is the fire in which we burn.
Malcom Mcdowell If you're gonna work in a whorehouse, there's only one thing to be - the best whore.
Tom Hanks I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it? It's like when you put your head to the grass and you can hear the growin' and you can hear the insects. Do you like Beethoven?
Gary Oldman They were going to make me a Major for this, and I wasn't even in their fucking army. Everyone wanted me to do it, him most of all. I felt like he was already up there, waiting for me to take the pain away. Even the jungle wanted him dead, and that's who he really took his orders from anyway. Apocalypse Now Romeo: Why'd you do it, Cup? Roy: Because it was a defining moment. And when a defining moment comes along, you either define the moment, or the moment defines you. Tin Cup Multiply that by infinity, and take it to the depths of forever... and still you will not have a glimpse of what I'm talking about. Meet Joe Black Your focus becomes your reality.
Liam Neeson (Qui-Gon Jinn) There are no perfect men in this world, but only the perfect intentions. Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves At first it's always "Oooh" and "Aaahh" but later it's running, and screaming. Jurassic Park I live my life a quarter-mile at a time, in ten seconds or less. The Fast and the Furious The world does not stop and start at your convenience. The Big Lebowski MAX: I mean, Elise is the type of girl who can walk into a room and just stop your heart, then when she looks at you, start it back up again... Do you know any girls like that? CHARLIE: Yeah, All of them.
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