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Pay what you owe when the time is right, in this lifetime or the next. And if in the next Iím a horse you can pay me in oats. And if Iím a cow, milk me gently.

Kenny Boy
Reservation Dogs

Happiness is amazing. It's so amazing it doesn't matter if it's yours or not.

Ricky Gervais
After Life

We're just here to be memories for our kids. Once you're a parent, you're the ghost of your children's future.


When teenagers complain that they want to be treated like human beings, it's usually becacuse they are being treated like human beings.


It's not a great idea to bring a sausage dog in here. In here, he's more sausage than dog.

The Platform

God will forgive them. He'll forgive them and allow them into Heaven. I can't live with that.

Dead Man’s Shoes

Childhood is what you spend the rest of your life trying to overcome. That's what momma always says. She says that beginnings are scary, endings are usually sad, but it's the middle that counts the most. Try to remember that when you find yourself at a new beginning. Just give hope a chance to float up. And it will...

Birdee Pruitt (Sandra Bullock)
Hope Floats

(contributed by Jenn Tolich)

Look, it's not in my nature to be mysterious. But I can't talk about it and I can't talk about why.

Rusty Ryan (Brad Pitt)
Ocean's 12

(contributed by Jenn Tolich)

I think catch and release fisherman are heartless weenies. I think putting a fish through agony for nothing more than your own entertainment is just plain cruel. I think if you're going to torture a living thing if, you're going to make it look into the eyes of its maker, face its own puny little place in the universe, then, for God's sake, have the decency to eat it!

Gray (Jennifer Garner)
Catch and Release

(contributed by Jenn Tolich)

I confess that as a young girl I loved a man who would not marry me for want of a dowry. I confess I had a mother who taught me a different way of life, one I resisted at first but learned to embrace. I confess I became a courtesan, traded yearning for power, welcomed many rather than be owned by one. I confess I embraced a whore's freedom over a wife's obedience. I confess I find more ecstacy in passion than in prayer. Such passion is prayer. I confess I pray still to feel the touch of my lover's lips. His hands upon me, his arms enfolding me... Such surrender has been mine. I confess I pray still to be filled and enflamed. To melt into the dream of us, beyond this troubled place, to where we are not even ourselves. To know that always, this is mine. If this had not been mine-if I had lived any other way-a child to her husband's will, my soul hardened from lack of touch and lack of love... I confess such endless days and nights would be a punishment far greater than you could ever mete out. You, all of you, you who hunger so for what I give yet cannot bear to see that kind of power in a woman. You call God's greatest gift-ourselves, our yearning, our need to love-you call it filth and sin and heresy... I repent there was no other way open to me. I do not repent my life.

Veronica Franco (Catherine McCormack)
Dangerous Beauty

(contributed by Jenn Tolich)

No true fiasco ever began as a quest for mere adequacy. A motto of the British Special Air Force is: 'Those who risk, win.' A single green vine shoot is able to grow through cement. The Pacific Northwestern salmon beats itself bloody on it's quest to travel hundreds of miles upstream against the current, with a single purpose, sex of course, but also... life.

Drew Baylor (Orlando Bloom)

(contributed by Jenn Tolich)

Sadness is easier because its surrender. I say make time to dance alone with one hand waving free.

Claire Colburn (Kirsten Dunst)

(contributed by Jenn Tolich)

There's a reason you separate military and the police. One fights the enemies of the state, the other serves and protects the people. When the military becomes both, then the enemies of the state tend to become the people.

Bill Adama (Edward James Olmos)
Battlestar Galactica

(contributed by Jenn Tolich)

I like to think of myself as having a twelve inch cock but it doesn make it so - 2 inches shy.

Hank Moody
Hank Moody

(contributed by Gin)

Hank Moody: Just the fact that people seem to be getting dumber and dumber. You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all itís really given us is Howard Deanís aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. PeopleÖthey donít write anymore - they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me itís just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the Kingís English.

Henry Rollins: Yet youíre part of the problem, I mean youíre out there blogging with the best of them.

Hank Moody: Hence my self-loathing.

Hank Moody
Hank Moody

(contributed by Gin)

Voilŗ! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-ŗ-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

Hugo Weaving (V)
V for Vendetta

Of all the weapons in the vast soviet arsenal, nothing was more profitable than Avtomat Kalashnikova model of 1947. More commonly known as the AK-47, or Kalashnikov. It's the worlds most popular assault rifle. A weapon all fighters love. An elegantly simple 9 pound algemation of forged steel and plywood. It doesn't break, jam, or overheat. It'll shoot whether it's covered in mud or filled with sand. It's so easy, even a child can use it; and they do. The Soviets put the gun on a coin. Mozambique put it on their flag. Since the end of the Cold War, the Kalashnikov has become the Russian people's greatest export. After that comes vodka, caviar, suicidal novelists. One thing is for sure, no one was lining up to buy their cars.

Yuri Orlov (Nicolas Cage)
Lord of War

RENTAL CAR CLERK: Welcome to Marathon. May I help you?

NEAL: Yes.

RENTAL CAR CLERK: How may I help you?

NEAL: You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosy fucking cheeks. Then you can give me a fucking automobile. A fucking Datsun. A fucking Toyota. A fucking Mustang. A fucking Buick. Four fucking wheels and a seat.

RENTAL CAR CLERK: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.

NEAL: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere, with the fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking car right fucking now.

RENTAL CAR CLERK: May I see your rental agreement?

NEAL: I threw it away.


NEAL: Oh boy what?

RENTAL CAR CLERK: You're fucked.

Planes, Trains and Automobiles

Someone once said, live every day like it is your last. Because one day, it will be.

Life or Something Like It

Your hands can't hit what your eyes can't see. Move like a butterfly sting like a bee! Rumble, young man, rumble!

Will Smith (Muhammad Ali)

(contributed by Matt)

Every now and then everybody is entitled to too much perfection.

Lewis Farrell (Christian Slater)
Bed of Roses

(contributed by Jenn Untch)

There's a difference, Mr. Ash, between a trap and a test.

Trinity (Carrie Anne Moss)
The Animatrix

(contributed by Jenn Untch)

Nature, Mr. Allnut, is what we are put in this world to rise above.

Rose Sayer (Katherine Hepburn)
The African Queen

(contributed by Jenn Untch)

The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. And you have burned so very, very brightly, Roy.

Blade Runner

(contributed by Ed)

I wanted a man to fulfill my every need, he wanted every woman to fulfill his one.

Good Advise

If you're frightened of dying, and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away. But if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth.

Jacob's Ladder

(contributed by TheHead)

Stop trying to fit in, when you were born to stand out.

Oliver James
What A GIrl Wants

(contributed by Jonathan Chua)

YOUNG SALLY: "He will hear my call a mile away. He will whistle my favorite song. He can ride a pony backwards."

YOUNG GILLIAN: What are you doing?

YOUNG SALLY: Summoning up a true love spell called Amas Veritas. "He can flip pancakes in the air. He'll be marvelously kind. And his favorite shape will be a star. And he'll have one green eye and one blue."

YOUNG GILLIAN: Thought you never wanted to fall in love.

YOUNG SALLY: That's the point. The guy I dreamed of doesn't exist. And if he doesn't exist, I'll never die of a broken heart.

Practical Magic

I think now, looking back, we did not fight the enemy, we fought ourselves - and the enemy was in us... The war is over for me now, but it will always be there - the rest of my days. As I am sure Elias will be - fighting with Barnes for what Rhah called possession of my soul... There are times since I have felt like the child born of those two fathers... but be that as it may, those of us who did make it have an obligation to build again, to teach to others what we know and to try with what's left of our lives to find a goodness and meaning to this life.


(contributed by LeNelle)

So what? You lied to yourself to be happy. We all do it.


(contributed by Nicole)

Memory can change the shape of a room; it can change the color of a car. And memories can be distorted. They're just an interpretation, they're not a record, and they're irrelevant if you have the facts.


Things will happen in your life that you can't stop. But that's no reason to shut out the world.

Now and Then

Hope is a dangerous thing.

The Shawshank Redemption

It can't rain all the time.

The Crow

This isn't hell, but you can see it from here.

The Crow

Don't give me attitude, sir. See you assume that I won't shoot your sorry ass. And everyone knows when you make an assumption, you make an ass out of 'u' and 'umption'.

Samuel L. Jackson
The Long Kiss Goodnight

It's not fucking fair.

The Long Kiss Goodnight

Are you stupid or did you just take lessons?

Geena Davis
The Long Kiss Goodnight

I don't need a reason to kill myself, I need a reason not to.

Single White Female

Life is just a dream on the way to death.

The Crow, City of Angels

I believe there's a place where the restless souls wander, burdened by the weight of their own sadness. They wait for a chance to set the wrong things right. Only then can they be reunited with the ones they love. Sometimes, a crow shows them the way; because sometimes, love is stronger than death.

The Crow, City of Angels

Memories are meant to fade, Lenny. They're designed that way for a reason.

Angela Basset
Strange Days

Life is just a random lottery of tragedies and narrow escapes.

Reality Bites

Surrender the fantasy.

Winona Ryder
Reality Bites

Forever turned out to be too long.

Julia Ormond (Susannah Finncannon)
Legends of the Fall

Some mysteries are meant to be unsolved.

Gillian Anderson (Dana Scully)
The X-Files

Is it true there's no such thing as a stupid questions?
But answers are a different matter entirely.


You buy the donut, you buy the hole.

The Muppets Tonight

When you want the ultimate, you've got to pay the ultimate price.

Patrick Swayze (Brody)
Point Break

Fear causes hesitation, and hesitation will cause your worst fears to come true.

Patrick Swayze (Brody)
Point Break