CARMEN: Yes, it must be something you ate because you eat basura, and you don't exercise.

HURLEY: I do exercise.

CARMEN: Falling down is not exercise. The only time you move is to lift a drumstick from the bucket. Everyday it's the same thing, Hugo -- you work, you eat chicken. You have to change your life, Hugo. You think someone else will change it for you? Maybe if you pray everyday Jesus Christ will come down from heaven, take 200 pounds and bring you a decent woman, and a new car. Yes, Jesus can bring you a new car.

HURLEY: Maybe I don't want to change. Maybe I like my life.

HURLEY: Well, I guess it's kind of like a bunker, you know, from WWII, only newer.

CHARLIE: What's in it?

HURLEY: I don't know.

CHARLIE: But somehow you know it's a bunker?

HURLEY: Well, I guess someone told me.

CHARLIE: You're going to lie to me? You're going to lie to the baby?

HURLEY: Dude, look, I'd never lie.

CHARLIE: Oh, and the time you told you were worth 150 million dollars?

HURLEY: It's 156 million.

CHARLIE: I'm sorry, I must have confused it with the 900 trillion I am worth myself.

HURLEY: No one. I swear. Dude, it's a big job. I needed help.

ROSE: Hello, Jack.

JACK: Hey, Rose.

HURLEY: She's cool. She won't tell anyone.

ROSE: Honey, I don't even know what I would say.

ROSE: Huh-uh, but candy is candy -- that's what Bernard always says. Talk about a sweet-tooth. That man has a mouth full of sweet-teeth.

HURLEY: Bernard, that was your husband?

ROSE: Is my husband.

HURLEY: Oh, but, I thought he was in the back of the plane. I'm sorry, I didn't mean...

ROSE: Oh, no, no -- that's okay. Don't feel bad. Bernard is fine. I know it.

ROSE: Yeah, there's some right over here.

HURLEY: Uh, Kate, you can't take...

KATE: Thanks, Hurley.

ROSE: It's just one bottle.

HURLEY: That's where it starts.

HURLEY: I didn't eat 8 pieces!

RANDY: You want to watch the whole tape? Oh, and while you're here, how many times do I have to tell you those napkins cost money, alright? It's two per customer -- two. We not made of money here at Mr. Clucks, Reyes. I'm not made of money. Are you made of money? Because if you're made of money -- maybe you don't want to work here. So get it together. What -- is that a problem, Reyes?

HURLEY: Dude, I quit.

JOHNNY: Dude, are you okay?

HURLEY: I'm, I'm fine.

JOHNNY: Randy's losing his brain in there.

HURLEY: You should get back in there or he'll have you scrubbing johns the rest of the week.

JOHNNY: Doubt it. I quit, too.

HURLEY: What?

JOHNNY: Looks like we've got ourselves a day off. Who needs money when you've got good looks?

SAWYER: I ain't doing nothing 'til I know if my friends are okay.

MICHAEL: So, we're friends now, huh?

ANA-LUCIA: Do it now, or the rope comes up.

SAWYER: Howdy boys. Thanks for the rescue.

MICHAEL: Everything's cool. We had a talk and they believe we were on the plane, too.

SAWYER: Swell, I guess we can all sue Oceanic together.

SAWYER: Nothing.

ANA-LUCIA: You got a rock? You looking for some revenge? You've got 3 seconds to drop it.

LEADER: Ana...

ANA-LUCIA: 1, 2...

SAWYER: Now, hold on... Ow, you didn't say 3.

ANA-LUCIA: Shut up. When I tell you to do something, you do it -- I say move, you move -- I say stop, you stop. I say jump, what do you say?

SAWYER: I say: you first.

SAYID: What do I think about what, Jack?

JACK: This place -- the computer? What do you think is going on?

SAYID: The last time I heard of concrete being poured over everything in this way was Chernobyl.

SAWYER: Now you give a damn.

LEADER: I said I'm sorry. It was a misunderstanding.

SAWYER: A misunderstanding's when you bring me lemonade instead of iced-tea.