LOCKE: Mmm, and here I am thinking the funnies are the nicest part of the paper.

JACK: Well, it doesn't look infected. A little neosporin wouldn't hurt.

LIBBY: Yeah, right, neosporin. I think the current rate of exchange is 10 loads of laundry for a tube.

JACK: Right.

KATE: Don't look at me.

JACK: Lay 'em down, Hurley. He's got you beat.

HURLEY: Dude, I got a killer hand, here.

JACK: No, you don't.

HURLEY: But you don't even know...

JACK: You've a baby straight. He's got the flush.

KATE: What about me? What do I got?

JACK: Hard to say, but you're just playing for the fun of it.

KATE: Well, fun's not bad. You should try it sometime.

JACK: Don't call him, Hurley.

SAWYER: Hey, Amarillo Slim -- you think because you watch poker on TV you can tussle with the big boys?

JACK: I've got to head back to the hatch.

SAWYER: Hatch ain't going nowhere, Doc. How about you put your mangos where your mouth is?

LOCKE: What do you want?

COOPER: Look, John, I know what I did to you was wrong.

LOCKE: You stole my kidney.

COOPER: I was dying.

LOCKE: You could've asked me. You could have just asked me. What do you want from me?

COOPER: I killed myself off because there are 2 men out there who were going to beat me to it.

LOCKE: What'd you do, steal their livers?

COOPER: No, I took them for 700,000 dollars -- retirement con. I put the money in a safe deposit box, but these 2 guys may be sitting on the bank to see if I show my face -- which is why I need you to go in there and get it for me.

LOCKE: You think I'm stupid?

COOPER: I want you to take 200 grand of it. It won't make up for what I did to you, but it's the best I can do. I'll be at the Flightline motel -- it's out by the airport -- until tomorrow afternoon. Then I'm gone, money or no money. And, John, if I don't see you again? I'll understand.

SAWYER: What do you mean, "it"?

JACK: Sawyer, you're busted. I got it all. It wouldn't really be fair for you to go pick more mangos.

SAWYER: Oh, I've got a hell of lot more than mangos. You want to play real stakes, name 'em?

JACK: It's a pile of fruit, man.

SAWYER: And I want it back.

KATE: Should I go and get a ruler?

JACK: The medicine you stole from the armory, all of it.

JACK: Phuket.

SAWYER: What the hell were you doing in Thailand? What, you don't think I know where Phuket is? Just because I dropped out in 9th grade don't make me an idiot. Far East, huh? I wouldn't have taken you for a world traveler. That where you got the art on your shoulder?

JACK: How about you deal again?

SAWYER: What?

JACK: This time from the top of the deck.

SAWYER: Well, I had to try.

SAWYER: Okay, I'll call you with the aspirin and raise you with a bottle of Amoxicilin.

JACK: Do you even know what Amoxicilin is?

SAWYER: You may have been to Phuket, Doc, but I've been to Tallahassee. Let's just say something was burning and it wasn't from the sunshine.

JACK: I'm all in.

SAWYER: Well, that's the move of a man who wants me to lay it down.

JACK: You're not going to lay it down.

SAWYER: I'm not, huh? Why's that?

JACK: Because there's a bunch of people watching us right now and you don't want them to see you lose. Again.

SAWYER: Well alright, I call. What you got? Pair a 9s? You pushed in with a pair of 9's?!

JACK: You got me. Let's see 'em. Guess it was enough, huh?

SAWYER: Son-of-a-bitch.

JACK: I'll come get the meds later.

SAWYER: Hey, when I asked you what you wanted for stakes -- why didn't you ask for the guns?

JACK: When I need the guns, I'll get the guns.

GALE: Wait, you don't...

SAYID: Step back, right now.

LOCKE: Sayid, it's okay.

JACK: I said, "get away"!

LOCKE: I let him out -- some kind of lockdown or something -- he, he was helping me.

GALE: Couldn't you find my balloon?

ANA: Yeah, we found it.

SAYID: We did find your balloon, Henry Gale, exactly how you described it. We also found the grave you described -- your wife's grave. The grave you said you dug with your own bare hands. It was all there. Your whole story -- your alibi -- it was true. But still I did not believe it to be true. So I dug up that grave and found that there was not a woman inside. There was a man. A man named Henry Gale.