The One With The Dozen Lasagnes (112)
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Season 1 Where Monica Gets A New Roomate With The Sonogram At The End With The Thumb With George Stephanoloulos With The East German Laundry Detergent With The Butt With The Blackout Where Nana Dies Twice Where Underdog Gets Away With The Monkey With Mrs.Bing With The Dozen Lasagnes With The Boobies With The Candy Hearts With The Stoned Guy With Two Parts, Part 1 With Two Parts, Part 2 With All The Poker Where The Monkey Gets Away With The Evil Orthodontist With The Fake Monica With The Ick Factor With The Birth Where Rachel Finds Out Season 2 With Ross' New Girlfriend With The Breast Milk Where Heckles Dies With Phoebe's Husband With Five Steaks And An Eggplant With The Baby On The Bus Where Ross Finds Out With The List With Phoebe's Dad With Russ With The Lesbian Wedding After The Superbowl, Part 1 After The Superbowl, Part 2 With The Prom Video Where Ross And Rachel... You Know Where Joey Moves Out Where Eddie Moves In Where Dr.Remore Dies Where Eddie Won't Go Where Old Yeller Dies With The Two Bullies With The Two Parties With The Chickenpox With Barry And Mindy's Wedding Season 3 With The Princess Leia Fantasy Where No-One's Ready With The Jam With The Metaphorical Tunnel With Frank Jnr With The Flashback With The Race Car Bed With The Giant Poking Device With The Football Where Rachel Quits Where Chandler Can`t Remember Which Sister With All The Jealousy Where Monica And Richard Are Friends With Phoebe's Ex-Partner Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break With The Morning After With The Ski Trip With The Hypnosis Tape With The Tiny T-Shirt With The Dollhouse With The Chick and the Duck With The Screamer With Ross's Thing With The Ultimate Fighting Champion At The Beach Season 4 With The Jellyfish With The Cat With The 'Cuffs With The Ballroom Dancing With Joey's New Girlfriend With The Dirty Girl Where Chandler Crosses The Line With Chandler In A Box Where They're Gonna Party! With The Girl From Poughkeepsie With Phoebe's Uterus With The Embryos With Rachel's Crush With Joey's Dirty Day With All The Rugby With The Fake Party With The Free Porn With Rachel's New Dress With All The Haste With All The Wedding Dresses With The Invitation With The Worst Best Man Ever With Ross`s Wedding Part I and II Season 5 After Ross Said Rachel With All The Kissing Hundredth Where Phoebe Hates PBS With All The Kips With The Yeti Where Ross Moves In With The Thanksgiving Flashbacks With Ross's Sandwich With The Inappropriate Sister With All The Resolutions With Chandler's Work Laugh With Joey's Bag Where Everyone Finds Out With The Girl Who Hits Joey With A Cop With Rachel's Inadvertant Kiss Where Rachel Smokes Where Ross Can't Flirt With The Ride Along With The Ball With Joey's Big Break In Vegas (Season Finale/Hour Long Episode) Season 6 After Vegas Where Ross Hugs Rachel With Ross's Denial Where Joey Loses His Insurance With Joey's Porsche With The Last Night Where Phoebe Runs With Ross's Teeth Where Ross Got High With The Routine With The Apothecary Table With The Joke With Rachels Sister Where Chandler Can't Cry That Could Have Been (Parts 1 & 2) With The Unagi Where Ross Dates A Student With Joey's Fridge With Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E. Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad Where Paul's The Man With The Ring With The Proposal(Season Finale) With Monica\'s Thunder With Rachel's Book With Phoebe's Cookies With Rachel's Assistant With The Engagement Picture With The Nap Partners With Ross's Library Book Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs With All The Candy With The Holiday Armadilio With All The Cheesecakes Where They're Up All Night Where Rosita Dies Where They All Turn Thirty With Joey's New Brain With The Truth About London With The Cheap Wedding Dress With Joey's Award With Ross and Monica's Cousin With Rachel's Big Kiss With The Vows With Chandler's Dad Season 8 After 'I Do' With The Red Sweater Where Rachel Tells... With The Videotape With Rachel's Date With The Halloween Party |
MONICA: Stop yelling! All I'm saying is that if you had told me vegetarian lasagna, I would have made vegetarian lasagna. Well, the meat's only every third layer, maybe you could scrape.
JOEY: Ross, did you really read all these baby books? ROSS: Yup! You could plunk me down in the middle of any woman's uterus, no compass, and I can find my way out of there like that! PHOEBE: Ooh, this is cool...it says in some parts of the world, people actually eat the placenta. CHANDLER: And, we're done with the yogurt. PHOEBE: Sorry. JOEY: Hey Ross, listen, you know that right now, your baby's only this big? This is your baby. Hi Daddy! ROSS: Hello! JOEY: How come you don't live with Mommy? How come Mommy lives with that other lady? What's a lesbian? ROSS: Wasn't this supposed to be just a fling, huh? Shouldn't it be... flung by now? ROSS: Hey, when did you and Susan meet Huey Lewis? CAROL: Uh, that's our friend Tanya. ROSS: Of course it's your friend Tanya. CAROL: Don't you want to know about the sex? ROSS: The sex? Um, I'm having enough trouble with the image of you and Susan together, when you throw in Tanya, yaw... CAROL: The sex of the baby, Ross. CHANDLER: Ok, so it's just because it was my table, I have to buy a new one? JOEY: That's the rule. CHANDLER: What rule? There's no rule, if anything, you owe me a table! JOEY: How'd you get to that? CHANDLER: Well, I believe the piece of furniture was fine until your little breakfast adventure with Angela Delvecchio JOEY: You knew about that? CHANDLER: Well, let's just say the impressions you made in the butter left little to the imagination. MONICA: Carol called me to thank me for the lasagna, I asked, she told me. JOEY: So what's it gonna be? ROSS: Wait - oh - hey - huh, oh great now he knows, and I don't know! MONICA: I'm sorry, I'm just excited about being an aunt! JOEY: Or an uncle... PHOEBE: He made a move on me. JOEY & CHANDLER: Oooohhh... ROSS: My God! MONICA: Are you sure? PHOEBE: Oh yeah, I'm sure. And all of a sudden his hands weren't the problem anymore. MONICA: Was it...? PHOEBE: Oh, boy scouts could have camped under there. GUYS: Oooooo... RACHEL: "Ooo", what? PHOEBE: Uma Thurman. PHOEBE: Ok, um, we haven't known each other for that long a time, and, um, there are three things that you should know about me. One, my friends are the most important thing in my life, two, I never lie, and three, I make the best oatmeal raisin cookies in the world. RACHEL: Ok, thanks Pheebs. Oh my God, PHOEBE: I know. RACHEL: Why have I never tasted these before? PHOEBE: Oh, I don't make them a lot because I don't think it's fair to the other cookies. RACHEL: All right, well, you're right, these are the best oatmeal cookies I've ever had. PHOEBE: Which proves that I never lie. CHANDLER: What are you still doing here? She just broke up with the guy, it's time for you to swoop in! ROSS: What, now? JOEY: Yes, now is when you swoop! You gotta make sure that when Paolo walks out of there, the first guy Rachel sees is you, She's gotta know that you're everything he's not! You're like, like the anti-Paolo! CHANDLER: My Catholic friend is right. She's distraught. You're there for her. You pick up the pieces, and then you usher in the age of Ross! PHOEBE: Oh, just look at her... ROSS: Oh you guys, I-I really think just one of us should go out there so she's not overwhelmed... MONICA: Oh, you're right. ROSS: ...and I really think it should be me. JOEY & CHANDLER: What is it? ROSS: I'm having a boy! I-I'm having a boy! JOEY: Hey! CHANDLER: Hey! JOEY & CHANDLER: We already knew that! ROSS: I'm having a son.
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transcribed by Steve Clemson
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