The One With The Sonogram At The End (102)
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Season 1 Where Monica Gets A New Roomate With The Sonogram At The End With The Thumb With George Stephanoloulos With The East German Laundry Detergent With The Butt With The Blackout Where Nana Dies Twice Where Underdog Gets Away With The Monkey With Mrs.Bing With The Dozen Lasagnes With The Boobies With The Candy Hearts With The Stoned Guy With Two Parts, Part 1 With Two Parts, Part 2 With All The Poker Where The Monkey Gets Away With The Evil Orthodontist With The Fake Monica With The Ick Factor With The Birth Where Rachel Finds Out Season 2 With Ross' New Girlfriend With The Breast Milk Where Heckles Dies With Phoebe's Husband With Five Steaks And An Eggplant With The Baby On The Bus Where Ross Finds Out With The List With Phoebe's Dad With Russ With The Lesbian Wedding After The Superbowl, Part 1 After The Superbowl, Part 2 With The Prom Video Where Ross And Rachel... You Know Where Joey Moves Out Where Eddie Moves In Where Dr.Remore Dies Where Eddie Won't Go Where Old Yeller Dies With The Two Bullies With The Two Parties With The Chickenpox With Barry And Mindy's Wedding Season 3 With The Princess Leia Fantasy Where No-One's Ready With The Jam With The Metaphorical Tunnel With Frank Jnr With The Flashback With The Race Car Bed With The Giant Poking Device With The Football Where Rachel Quits Where Chandler Can`t Remember Which Sister With All The Jealousy Where Monica And Richard Are Friends With Phoebe's Ex-Partner Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break With The Morning After With The Ski Trip With The Hypnosis Tape With The Tiny T-Shirt With The Dollhouse With The Chick and the Duck With The Screamer With Ross's Thing With The Ultimate Fighting Champion At The Beach Season 4 With The Jellyfish With The Cat With The 'Cuffs With The Ballroom Dancing With Joey's New Girlfriend With The Dirty Girl Where Chandler Crosses The Line With Chandler In A Box Where They're Gonna Party! With The Girl From Poughkeepsie With Phoebe's Uterus With The Embryos With Rachel's Crush With Joey's Dirty Day With All The Rugby With The Fake Party With The Free Porn With Rachel's New Dress With All The Haste With All The Wedding Dresses With The Invitation With The Worst Best Man Ever |
MONICA: What you guys don't understand is, for us, kissing is as important as any part of it. JOEY: Yeah, right!.....Y'serious? PHOEBE: Oh, yeah! RACHEL: Everything you need to know is in that first kiss. MONICA: Absolutely. CHANDLER: Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, y'know? I mean it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out. ROSS: Yeah, and-and it's not that we don't like the comedian, it's that-that... that's not why we bought the ticket. CHANDLER: The problem is, though, after the concert's over, no matter how great the show was, you girls are always looking for the comedian again, y'know? I mean, we're in the car, we're fighting traffic... basically just trying to stay awake. RACHEL: Yeah, well, word of advice: Bring back the comedian. Otherwise next time you're gonna find yourself sitting at home, listening to that album alone. JOEY: Are we still talking about sex? MRS. GELLER: Mmm! What's that curry taste? MONICA: Curry. MRS. GELLER: What that Rachel did to her life... We ran into her parents at the club, they were not playing very well. MR. GELLER: I'm not gonna tell you what they spent on that wedding... but forty thousand dollars is a lot of money! MRS. GELLER: Well, at least she had the chance to leave a man at the altar... MONICA: What's that supposed to mean? MRS. GELLER: Nothing! It's an expression. JOEY: Your folks are really that bad, huh? ROSS: Well, y'know, these people are pros. They know what they're doing, they take their time, they get the job done. MONICA: Boy, I know they say you can't change your parents,... boy, if you could - I'd want yours. MONICA: Chandler, you're an only child, right? You don't have any of this. CHANDLER: Well, no, although I did have an imaginary friend, who... my parents actually preferred. ROSS: Quack, quack.. CAROL: Ross? That opens my cervix. ROSS: So, um- so how's this, uh, how's this gonna work? Y'know, with us? Y'know, when, like, important decisions have to be made? CAROL: Give me a 'for instance'. ROSS: Well, uh, uh, I don't know, okay, okay, how about with the, uh, with the baby's name? CAROL: Marlon- ROSS: Marlon?! CAROL: -if it's a boy, Minnie if it's a girl. ROSS: ...As in Mouse? CAROL: As in my grandmother. ROSS: Still, you- you say Minnie, you hear Mouse. Um, how about, um.. how about Julia? CAROL: Julia.. SUSAN: We agreed on Minnie. ROSS: 'S'funny, um, uh, we agreed we'd spend the rest of our lives together. Things change, roll with the punches. I believe Julia's on the table..? SUSAN: Oh, please! What's wrong with Helen? ROSS: Helen Geller? I don't think so. CAROL: Hello? It's not gonna be Helen Geller. ROSS: Thank you! CAROL: No, I mean it's not Geller. ROSS: What, it's gonna be Helen Willick? CAROL: No, actually, um, we talked about Helen Willick-Bunch. ROSS: Well, wait a minute, wha- why is she in the title? SUSAN: It's my baby too. ROSS: Oh, 's'funny, really? Um, I don't remember you making any sperm. SUSAN: Yeah, and we all know what a challenge that is! ROSS: Well? Isn't that amazing? JOEY: What are we supposed to be seeing here? CHANDLER: I dunno, but.. I think it's about to attack the Enterprise. PHOEBE: You know, if you tilt your head to the left, and relax your eyes, it kinda looks like an old potato. ROSS: Then don't do that, alright? PHOEBE: Okay!
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