The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie (410)
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Season 1 Where Monica Gets A New Roomate With The Sonogram At The End With The Thumb With George Stephanoloulos With The East German Laundry Detergent With The Butt With The Blackout Where Nana Dies Twice Where Underdog Gets Away With The Monkey With Mrs.Bing With The Dozen Lasagnes With The Boobies With The Candy Hearts With The Stoned Guy With Two Parts, Part 1 With Two Parts, Part 2 With All The Poker Where The Monkey Gets Away With The Evil Orthodontist With The Fake Monica With The Ick Factor With The Birth Where Rachel Finds Out Season 2 With Ross' New Girlfriend With The Breast Milk Where Heckles Dies With Phoebe's Husband With Five Steaks And An Eggplant With The Baby On The Bus Where Ross Finds Out With The List With Phoebe's Dad With Russ With The Lesbian Wedding After The Superbowl, Part 1 After The Superbowl, Part 2 With The Prom Video Where Ross And Rachel... You Know Where Joey Moves Out Where Eddie Moves In Where Dr.Remore Dies Where Eddie Won't Go Where Old Yeller Dies With The Two Bullies With The Two Parties With The Chickenpox With Barry And Mindy's Wedding Season 3 With The Princess Leia Fantasy Where No-One's Ready With The Jam With The Metaphorical Tunnel With Frank Jnr With The Flashback With The Race Car Bed With The Giant Poking Device With The Football Where Rachel Quits Where Chandler Can`t Remember Which Sister With All The Jealousy Where Monica And Richard Are Friends With Phoebe's Ex-Partner Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break With The Morning After With The Ski Trip With The Hypnosis Tape With The Tiny T-Shirt With The Dollhouse With The Chick and the Duck With The Screamer With Ross's Thing With The Ultimate Fighting Champion At The Beach Season 4 With The Jellyfish With The Cat With The 'Cuffs With The Ballroom Dancing With Joey's New Girlfriend With The Dirty Girl Where Chandler Crosses The Line With Chandler In A Box Where They're Gonna Party! With The Girl From Poughkeepsie With Phoebe's Uterus With The Embryos With Rachel's Crush With Joey's Dirty Day With All The Rugby With The Fake Party With The Free Porn With Rachel's New Dress With All The Haste With All The Wedding Dresses With The Invitation With The Worst Best Man Ever With Ross`s Wedding Part I and II Season 5 After Ross Said Rachel With All The Kissing Hundredth Where Phoebe Hates PBS With All The Kips With The Yeti Where Ross Moves In With The Thanksgiving Flashbacks With Ross's Sandwich With The Inappropriate Sister With All The Resolutions With Chandler's Work Laugh With Joey's Bag Where Everyone Finds Out With The Girl Who Hits Joey With A Cop With Rachel's Inadvertant Kiss Where Rachel Smokes Where Ross Can't Flirt With The Ride Along With The Ball With Joey's Big Break In Vegas (Season Finale/Hour Long Episode) Season 6 After Vegas Where Ross Hugs Rachel With Ross's Denial Where Joey Loses His Insurance With Joey's Porsche With The Last Night Where Phoebe Runs With Ross's Teeth Where Ross Got High With The Routine With The Apothecary Table With The Joke With Rachels Sister Where Chandler Can't Cry That Could Have Been (Parts 1 & 2) With The Unagi Where Ross Dates A Student With Joey's Fridge With Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E. Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad Where Paul's The Man With The Ring With The Proposal(Season Finale) With Monica\'s Thunder With Rachel's Book With Phoebe's Cookies With Rachel's Assistant With The Engagement Picture With The Nap Partners With Ross's Library Book Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs With All The Candy With The Holiday Armadilio With All The Cheesecakes Where They're Up All Night Where Rosita Dies Where They All Turn Thirty With Joey's New Brain With The Truth About London With The Cheap Wedding Dress With Joey's Award With Ross and Monica's Cousin With Rachel's Big Kiss With The Vows With Chandler's Dad Season 8 After 'I Do' With The Red Sweater Where Rachel Tells... With The Videotape With Rachel's Date With The Halloween Party |
PHOEBE: Where were you? ROSS: Oh, on a date. Yeah, I met this girl on the train going to a museum upstate. CHANDLER: Oh, yeah! How did you meet her? PHOEBE: Oh, which museum? No, answer his. CHANDLER: All right, who keeps leaving old newspapers in the trash?! I really wanted to take Kathy to this, I can't believe I missed it. RACHEL: Hey, y'know, at least you have somebody to miss that stuff with! I hate being alone this time of year! Next thing you know it'll be Valentine's Day, then my birthday, then bang! before you know it, they're lighting that damn tree again. Ohh, I want somebody! Y'know, I want a man!! I mean, it doesn't even have to be a big relationship, y'know, just like a fling would be great. CHANDLER: Really?! I didn't think girls ever just wanted a fling. RACHEL: Well, believe me, it's been a long time since I've been flung. CHANDLER: Y'know what? There's some nice guys at my office, do you want me to set you up? RACHEL: Yeah! Wait a minute, it's been a long time that I've been single. How come you never offered this before? CHANDLER: Well, I have a girlfriend, I'm-I'm happy. So, I no longer feel the need to go out of my way to stop others from being happy. RACHEL: Okay! No accountants. Oh, and no one from like legal. I don't like guys with boring jobs. CHANDLER: Oh and Ross was like what? A lion tamer? RACHEL: Well, wait a minute, you're the boss! Why don't you just yell at them? Or, fire them? MONICA: I would love too, but I can't! I mean I just can't, you know that I'm not good at confrontation. CHANDLER: Hey, you know what you can do? I remember reading about this director, I think it was Orson Wells, who at the beginning of the movie would hire somebody, just so he could fire them in front of everybody. Then they would all know, who's boss. JOEY: Hey, Mon! I'm not doing anything, why don't you fire me? MONICA: That's a good idea! Wait, do you know how to waiter? JOEY: Good enough to get fired. MONICA: All right, you're hired! PHOEBE: Hey! You guys, I'm writing a holiday song for everyone. Do you want to hear it? MONICA, RACHEL, and JOEY: Yes! PHOEBE: "Happy Chanukah, Monica! May your Christmas be snowy, Joey! Happy New Year, Chandler and Ross. Spin the draddle, Rachel!" RACHEL: Pheebs, that's great! PHOEBE: Oh, yay! RACHEL: But y'know umm, Rachel doesn't rhyme with draddle. PHOEBE: I know but it's so hard! Nothing rhymes with your stupid name! JOEY: What are you talking about? Lots of things rhyme with Rachel. Bagel. Mail. Jail. Bail. Able. May-pole. PHOEBE: All good, thanks. Do you maybe have a nickname have like a nickname that's easier to rhyme? MONICA: Didn't your dad used to call you Pumpkin? RACHEL: Oh yeah! PHOEBE: Pumpkin? Yeah. But did he ever call you like, Budolph? MONICA: What the hell happened?! JOEY: I am so-so-so sorry. I was gonna do it! Really! But I was standing there with 327 dollars in one hand and 238 dollars in the other hand, and I was thinking, "Wow! It's been a long time since I had... 327 + 238 dollars!" MONICA: Joey, we had a deal. That-that's why you're here! I've got to fire you! JOEY: And I gotta pay rent! Look, how-how about this? You don't fire me, instead I stay here, I gain their trust, and they'll start listening to all the nice things I've been saying about you. MONICA: What kinda things have you been saying? JOEY: Well nothing yet, they really hate you and I want to fit in. CHANDLER: Hey, y'know what, I've got two tickets to tonight's Rangers game, you wanna come with me? RACHEL: Cute guys in little shorts? Sure. CHANDLER: Well, actually it's a hockey team, so it's angry Canadians with no teeth. RACHEL: Well that sounds fun too.
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transcribed by Eric Aasen
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