The One With Barry And Mindy's Wedding (224)
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Season 1 Where Monica Gets A New Roomate With The Sonogram At The End With The Thumb With George Stephanoloulos With The East German Laundry Detergent With The Butt With The Blackout Where Nana Dies Twice Where Underdog Gets Away With The Monkey With Mrs.Bing With The Dozen Lasagnes With The Boobies With The Candy Hearts With The Stoned Guy With Two Parts, Part 1 With Two Parts, Part 2 With All The Poker Where The Monkey Gets Away With The Evil Orthodontist With The Fake Monica With The Ick Factor With The Birth Where Rachel Finds Out Season 2 With Ross' New Girlfriend With The Breast Milk Where Heckles Dies With Phoebe's Husband With Five Steaks And An Eggplant With The Baby On The Bus Where Ross Finds Out With The List With Phoebe's Dad With Russ With The Lesbian Wedding After The Superbowl, Part 1 After The Superbowl, Part 2 With The Prom Video Where Ross And Rachel... You Know Where Joey Moves Out Where Eddie Moves In Where Dr.Remore Dies Where Eddie Won't Go Where Old Yeller Dies With The Two Bullies With The Two Parties With The Chickenpox With Barry And Mindy's Wedding Season 3 With The Princess Leia Fantasy Where No-One's Ready With The Jam With The Metaphorical Tunnel With Frank Jnr With The Flashback With The Race Car Bed With The Giant Poking Device With The Football Where Rachel Quits Where Chandler Can`t Remember Which Sister With All The Jealousy Where Monica And Richard Are Friends With Phoebe's Ex-Partner Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break With The Morning After With The Ski Trip With The Hypnosis Tape With The Tiny T-Shirt With The Dollhouse With The Chick and the Duck With The Screamer With Ross's Thing With The Ultimate Fighting Champion At The Beach Season 4 With The Jellyfish With The Cat With The 'Cuffs With The Ballroom Dancing With Joey's New Girlfriend With The Dirty Girl Where Chandler Crosses The Line With Chandler In A Box Where They're Gonna Party! With The Girl From Poughkeepsie With Phoebe's Uterus With The Embryos With Rachel's Crush With Joey's Dirty Day With All The Rugby With The Fake Party With The Free Porn With Rachel's New Dress With All The Haste With All The Wedding Dresses With The Invitation With The Worst Best Man Ever |
RACHEL: Hey Joey, how'd the audition go? JOEY: Incredible! I met the director this time and you'll never believe who it was. ALL: Who? JOEY: All right. I'll give you one hint. Warren Beatty. ALL: Wow! JOEY: Yeah, there's just one thing that might be kind've a problem. See, I, uh, had to kiss this guy. CHANDLER: 'Cause he was just so darn cute. JOEY: No, as part of the audition. See, I'm up for this part of this guy, who the main guy kisses. ROSS: Well, hey. You're an actor, I say you just suck it up and do it. Or you just do it. JOEY: I did do it, I'm a professional. MONICA: Then what's the problem? JOEY: See after the scene, Mr. Beatty comes up to me and says 'good actor, bad kisser'. Can you believe that, me not a good kisser, that's like, like Mother Theresa, not a good mother. PHOEBE: Well, come on, who cares what that guy thinks. What does Warren Beatty know about kissing. Ooh. CHANDLER: Hey, what did your agent say? JOEY: Yep, this kiss thing is definitely a problem, Mr. Beatty wants to see it again on Monday. Man, I gotta figure out what I'm doing wrong. Oh, okay, one of you girls come over here and kiss me. MONICA: What, forget it! RACHEL: Yeah, right. JOEY: Come on, I need your help here. PHOEBE: All right. I'll do it, I kissed him before I can do it again. JOEY: You see this, this is a friend. PHOEBE: Uh-huh, let's go. Oh, wait I have gum. Okay. Good, very good, firm but tender. I'd recommend you to a friend. JOEY: Then I don't know what it is. What's the problem? MONICA: Joey, you know, maybe your just not used to kissing men, maybe you just tensed up a little, maybe that's what you need to work on. JOEY: Yeah, that makes sense. ROSS: Over my dead body! CHANDLER: And I'll be using his dead body as a shield. PHOEBE: Ooh-oh! Someone's wearing the same clothes they had on last night. Someone get a little action? CHANDLER: I may have. MONICA: Woo-hoo, stuud! ROSS: What's she look like? CHANDLER: Well, we haven't exactly met, we just stayed up all night talking on the internet. MONICA: Woo-hoo, geeek! MONICA: Where's Benny? There he is! Where's Benny, there he is. RICHARD: Awww! You know that's probably why babies learn to talk, so they can tell grown ups to cut it out. JOEY: Come on, Chandler, I want this part soo much. Just one kiss, I won't tell anyone. CHANDLER: Joey, no means no! JOEY: Aww, Rach, I think you look cute. And you, uh, you, you I could eat with a spoon. ROSS: Get away from me I said no! MONICA: Richard buzzed. He's waiting downstairs. JOEY: Oh, Richard's here. I should run down say bye to him. PHOEBE: So how's your date with your cyberchick going. Ooh, hey, what is all that. CHANDLER: Oh, it's a website, it's the, uh, the Guggenheim Museum. See, she likes art, and I like funny words. PHOEBE: What does she mean by HH? CHANDLER: It means we're holding hands. PHOEBE: Are you the cutest? CHANDLER: I'm afraid I might just be. PHOEBE: You know, what I think is so great that you are totally into this person and yet for all you know she could be like 90 years old, or have two heads, or. It could be a guy. CHANDLER: Okay, it's not a guy, all right, I know her. PHOEBE: It could be like a big giant guy. JOEY: Man, I got this close to him and Monica kneed me in the back. JOEY: Angela? Joey Tribiani. Listen, what are ya doing tonight. I know your seeing that guy I was thinking maybe you could bring him... Hello? Hello? CHANDLER: Hey, look, Phoebe I wanted to meet her in person too, okay, but she's married, she has a husband. PHOEBE: What if the husband person is the wrong guy, and you are the right guy. I mean you don't get chances like this all the time, if you don't meet her now, you're gonna be kicking yourself when your 80, which is hard to do, and that's how you break a hip. CHANDLER: Where is she, Where is she? Oh, hey, I have a question, where is she? RACHEL: Chandler, relax, Chandler, she'll be here. CHANDLER: Ooh, oh, oh, that's her. ROSS: Yeah, 'cause life's just that kind. PHOEBE: Chandler, you gotta stop staring at the door. It's like a watched pot, you know if you keep looking at it then the door is never gonna boil. CHANDLER: Oh my God! JANICE: OH... MY... GAWD!! ALL: OH...MY... GOD!! ROSS: All right I've been feeling incredibly guilty about this, because I wanna be a good friend, and dammit I am a good friend. So just, just shut up and close your eyes. JOEY: Wow, you are a good friend, 'course the audition was this morning, and I didn't get it. But that was a hell of a kiss. Rachel is a very lucky girl.
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transcribed by Eric B Aasen
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