The One With The Fake Party (416)
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Season 1 Where Monica Gets A New Roomate With The Sonogram At The End With The Thumb With George Stephanoloulos With The East German Laundry Detergent With The Butt With The Blackout Where Nana Dies Twice Where Underdog Gets Away With The Monkey With Mrs.Bing With The Dozen Lasagnes With The Boobies With The Candy Hearts With The Stoned Guy With Two Parts, Part 1 With Two Parts, Part 2 With All The Poker Where The Monkey Gets Away With The Evil Orthodontist With The Fake Monica With The Ick Factor With The Birth Where Rachel Finds Out Season 2 With Ross' New Girlfriend With The Breast Milk Where Heckles Dies With Phoebe's Husband With Five Steaks And An Eggplant With The Baby On The Bus Where Ross Finds Out With The List With Phoebe's Dad With Russ With The Lesbian Wedding After The Superbowl, Part 1 After The Superbowl, Part 2 With The Prom Video Where Ross And Rachel... You Know Where Joey Moves Out Where Eddie Moves In Where Dr.Remore Dies Where Eddie Won't Go Where Old Yeller Dies With The Two Bullies With The Two Parties With The Chickenpox With Barry And Mindy's Wedding Season 3 With The Princess Leia Fantasy Where No-One's Ready With The Jam With The Metaphorical Tunnel With Frank Jnr With The Flashback With The Race Car Bed With The Giant Poking Device With The Football Where Rachel Quits Where Chandler Can`t Remember Which Sister With All The Jealousy Where Monica And Richard Are Friends With Phoebe's Ex-Partner Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break With The Morning After With The Ski Trip With The Hypnosis Tape With The Tiny T-Shirt With The Dollhouse With The Chick and the Duck With The Screamer With Ross's Thing With The Ultimate Fighting Champion At The Beach Season 4 With The Jellyfish With The Cat With The 'Cuffs With The Ballroom Dancing With Joey's New Girlfriend With The Dirty Girl Where Chandler Crosses The Line With Chandler In A Box Where They're Gonna Party! With The Girl From Poughkeepsie With Phoebe's Uterus With The Embryos With Rachel's Crush With Joey's Dirty Day With All The Rugby With The Fake Party With The Free Porn With Rachel's New Dress With All The Haste With All The Wedding Dresses With The Invitation With The Worst Best Man Ever |
MONICA: What is it hon? PHOEBE: I-I can't find anything that I want to eat! Everything I eat makes me nauseous! I'm telling you, being pregnant is no piece of cake, ooh! Cake! No. MONICA: Aww, honey I'm sorry. PHOEBE: God! Ooh! What is that smell? It's coming from the bathroom. Ooh! CHANDLER: Wow! Pregnancy does give you some weird cravings. JOEY: Yeah? PHOEBE: It's me. It's Phoebe. Listen there's something in here I want to eat, what-what smells so good? JOEY: Is it the shampoo? It's guava. PHOEBE: No! JOEY: Oh! Wait-wait! Is it my bologna sandwich? PHOEBE: Yes. Yes. Yes. I can't believe it! The baby wants bologna! Maybe he wants me to eat meat? I can't eat meat! JOEY: Oh, wait-wait! Maybe it's a pickle?! JOEY: Hey, what have you guys been up too? ROSS: Oh, we went to see a collection of Victorian doorknobs and the Cupert-Hewitt museum. CHANDLER: Without me?! JOEY: Wow! You guys seem to be having a good time. ROSS: Oh yeah, she's-she's amazing. And-and she's so much fun. And! Y'know what? When I'm with her, I'm fun! I even signed up for helicopter classes. (Chandler is shocked.) She's leaving in two days, I don't have to do it. MONICA: Oh no, two days, you must be bummed. ROSS: Yeah, she's got to go back to London. But you know what? I've been prepared for this from the start. We both knew we had two weeks together, and that's it. Y'know. JOEY: Hey that's what all my relationships are like. CHANDLER: Yes, but in Ross's case, they both know in two weeks that's it. ROSS: Hello! Hello! PHOEBE: Yes! I know! I know! Yeah! So the baby is totally craving meat. This afternoon I tried tricking it, I made it a soy-burger to make it think it was getting meat, y'know? And I got nauseous. CHANDLER: Maybe that's because soy-burgers suck! PHOEBE: Being pregnant is tough on your tummy. JOEY: Hey, but at least you got that cool, pregnant lady glow. PHOEBE: That's sweat. You throw up all morning, you'll have that glow too. RACHEL: Ohh, God! Look at him, he's so cute. I wanna go over there, grab him, and kiss him! How can I kiss him and not letting him know that I like him? JOEY: Oh! I know how you can get him, take off your bra. RACHEL: What? JOEY: There was a scene in Footloose... CHANDLER: Flashdance. JOEY: Yeah-yeah, yeah, with that-that uh, plumber girl... CHANDLER: She was a welder. JOEY: What? Were you like in the movie, or, Anyway, she takes off her bra under her shirt and pulls it out the sleeve. Very sexy, and classy. MONICA: Or if you want to kiss him, umm, you could use mistletoe. RACHEL: It's not Christmas! MONICA: Or Spin the Bottle? RACHEL: He's not 11! JOEY: Feel better now? PHOEBE: Yeah, but at what cost? Six more months, three meals a day, I'm gonna eat like, y'know millions of cows. JOEY: Hey, what if I said, I could even things out for ya, meatwise. PHOEBE: What? JOEY: Well, I eat a lot of meat right? PHOEBE: Yeah. JOEY: Well, suppose until the baby's born I laid off it. No extra animals would die, you-you'd just be eating my animals. PHOEBE: Joey, I can't believe you would do that for me. JOEY: Absolutely! I could be a vegetarian. There's no meat in beer, right? Gunther: Rachel is my girlfriend. ROSS: What photo album was it? RACHEL: I don't know, it was you and a bunch of albino kids. ROSS: Oh my God! Those weren't albino kids, that was computer camp! JOEY: Oooh, what you got there? PHOEBE: Pastrami. JOEY: Oh-ho-ho, yeah! Hey! Y'know what goes good with that? JOEY: Hm-mm, corn beef. JOEY: Ooh, I was gonna say bologna, but that's much better. How about a little of that smoked turkey? PHOEBE: Okay. JOEY: Oh mama! Uh when-when is the baby due? PHOEBE: Six months. JOEY: Ugh. Now if a cow should die of natural causes, I can have one of those right? PHOEBE: Not if I get there first.
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transcribed by Eric Aasen
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