The One With The Flashback (306)
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Season 1 Where Monica Gets A New Roomate With The Sonogram At The End With The Thumb With George Stephanoloulos With The East German Laundry Detergent With The Butt With The Blackout Where Nana Dies Twice Where Underdog Gets Away With The Monkey With Mrs.Bing With The Dozen Lasagnes With The Boobies With The Candy Hearts With The Stoned Guy With Two Parts, Part 1 With Two Parts, Part 2 With All The Poker Where The Monkey Gets Away With The Evil Orthodontist With The Fake Monica With The Ick Factor With The Birth Where Rachel Finds Out Season 2 With Ross' New Girlfriend With The Breast Milk Where Heckles Dies With Phoebe's Husband With Five Steaks And An Eggplant With The Baby On The Bus Where Ross Finds Out With The List With Phoebe's Dad With Russ With The Lesbian Wedding After The Superbowl, Part 1 After The Superbowl, Part 2 With The Prom Video Where Ross And Rachel... You Know Where Joey Moves Out Where Eddie Moves In Where Dr.Remore Dies Where Eddie Won't Go Where Old Yeller Dies With The Two Bullies With The Two Parties With The Chickenpox With Barry And Mindy's Wedding Season 3 With The Princess Leia Fantasy Where No-One's Ready With The Jam With The Metaphorical Tunnel With Frank Jnr With The Flashback With The Race Car Bed With The Giant Poking Device With The Football Where Rachel Quits Where Chandler Can`t Remember Which Sister With All The Jealousy Where Monica And Richard Are Friends With Phoebe's Ex-Partner Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break With The Morning After With The Ski Trip With The Hypnosis Tape With The Tiny T-Shirt With The Dollhouse With The Chick and the Duck With The Screamer With Ross's Thing With The Ultimate Fighting Champion At The Beach Season 4 With The Jellyfish With The Cat With The 'Cuffs With The Ballroom Dancing With Joey's New Girlfriend With The Dirty Girl Where Chandler Crosses The Line With Chandler In A Box Where They're Gonna Party! With The Girl From Poughkeepsie With Phoebe's Uterus With The Embryos With Rachel's Crush With Joey's Dirty Day With All The Rugby With The Fake Party With The Free Porn With Rachel's New Dress With All The Haste With All The Wedding Dresses With The Invitation With The Worst Best Man Ever With Ross`s Wedding Part I and II Season 5 After Ross Said Rachel With All The Kissing Hundredth Where Phoebe Hates PBS With All The Kips With The Yeti Where Ross Moves In With The Thanksgiving Flashbacks With Ross's Sandwich With The Inappropriate Sister With All The Resolutions With Chandler's Work Laugh With Joey's Bag Where Everyone Finds Out With The Girl Who Hits Joey With A Cop With Rachel's Inadvertant Kiss Where Rachel Smokes Where Ross Can't Flirt With The Ride Along With The Ball With Joey's Big Break In Vegas (Season Finale/Hour Long Episode) Season 6 After Vegas Where Ross Hugs Rachel With Ross's Denial Where Joey Loses His Insurance With Joey's Porsche With The Last Night Where Phoebe Runs With Ross's Teeth Where Ross Got High With The Routine With The Apothecary Table With The Joke With Rachels Sister Where Chandler Can't Cry That Could Have Been (Parts 1 & 2) With The Unagi Where Ross Dates A Student With Joey's Fridge With Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E. Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad Where Paul's The Man With The Ring With The Proposal(Season Finale) With Monica\'s Thunder With Rachel's Book With Phoebe's Cookies With Rachel's Assistant With The Engagement Picture With The Nap Partners With Ross's Library Book Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs With All The Candy With The Holiday Armadilio With All The Cheesecakes Where They're Up All Night Where Rosita Dies Where They All Turn Thirty With Joey's New Brain With The Truth About London With The Cheap Wedding Dress With Joey's Award With Ross and Monica's Cousin With Rachel's Big Kiss With The Vows With Chandler's Dad Season 8 After 'I Do' With The Red Sweater Where Rachel Tells... With The Videotape With Rachel's Date With The Halloween Party |
JANICE: Janice has a question. Who of the six of you has sleep with the six of you? PHOEBE: Wow, it's like a dirty math problem. ROSS: I'm sorry the answer there would be...none of us. JANICE: Come on over the years none of you ever y'know, got drunk and stupid. JOEY: Well, that's really a different question. JANICE: I'm sorry I find it hard to believe that a group of people who spends as much time together as you guys do has never bumped uglies. JOEY: Well, there was that one time that Monica and Rachel got together. MONICA AND RACHEL: What?! RACHEL: Excuse me, there was no time! JOEY: Okay, but let's say there was. How might that go? JANICE: Okay, okay, well then answer me this. Has any of you ever... almost? RACHEL: Does anybody need more coffee? ROSS: Yeah, I'll take some. JOEY: Hey, there's a dog out there! ROSS: Hey, y'know while we're on that, when are you gonna tell my sister that you don't live here anymore. PHOEBE: I think on some levels she already knows. ROSS: Phoebe, she doesn't know that you sneak out every night, she doesn't know that you sneak back every morning, and she doesn't know that you've been living with your Grandmother's for a week now. PHOEBE: Okay, well maybe not on those levels. CHANDLER: I'm never gonna find a roommate, ever. PHOEBE: Why, nobody good? CHANDLER: Well let's see, there was the guy with the ferrets, that's plural. The spitter. Oh-ho, and yes, the guy that enjoyed my name so much he felt the need to make a little noise every time he said it. Nice to meet you, Chandler Bing Bing! Great apartment Chandler Bing, Bing! ROSS: So how many more do you have tomorrow? CHANDLER: Two. This photographer, who seemed really dull. And this actor guy, who I'm not sure about, because when he called and I answered the phone 'Chandler Bing,' he said 'Whoa-whoa, short message.' ROSS: I have to go. Yeah, Carol should be home by now, soo... CHANDLER: Umm, how's it going with you guys? ROSS: Oh, better, actually. Y'know I-I-I think I finally figured out why we were having so much trouble lately. PHOEBE: Oh, really? ROSS: Yeah, y'know how I have you guys, well she doesn't really have any close friends that are just hers, but last week she meet this woman at the gym, Susan something, and they really hit it off, and I-I-I think it's gonna make a difference CHANDLER: Soo, ah, Eric, what kind of photography do ya do? ERIC: Oh, mostly fashion, so there may be models here from time to time, I hope that's cool. CHANDLER: Yes, that is cool. Because I have models here y'know... never. ERIC: Oh, yeah, during the summer, I spend most weekends at my sister's beach house, which you are welcome to use by the way. Although, I should probably tell you, she's a porn star. CHANDLER: Well, listen I ah, still have one more person to ah meet, but unless it turns out to be your sister, I think you're chances are pretty good. CHANDLER: Bedroom. Bathroom. Living room. This right here is the kitchen, and thanks for coming by. Bye-bye. JOEY: Don't you ah, don't you wanna ask me any questions? MONICA: Hey-hey-hey. You wanna hear something that sucks. CHANDLER: Do I ever. MONICA: Chris says they're closing down the bar. CHANDLER: No way! MONICA: Yeah, apparently they're turning it into some kinda coffee place. CHANDLER: Just coffee! Where are we gonna hang out now? MONICA: Hey, did you pick a roommate? CHANDLER: You betcha! MONICA: Is it the Italian guy? CHANDLER: Um-mm, yeah right! MONICA: He's so cute. CHANDLER: Oh yes, and that's what I want a roommate that I can walk around with and be referred to as the funny one. MONICA: Oh look, the pool table's free. Rack 'em up. I'll be back in just a minute. Get ready for me to whip your butt. CHANDLER: Okay, but after that, we're shootin' some pool. PHOEBE: No, no, Mr. Heckles no one is making any noise up here. MR. HECKLES: You're disturbing my oboe practice. PHOEBE: You don't play the oboe! MR. HECKLES: I could play the oboe! PHOEBE: Then I'm gonna have to ask you to keep it down. MONICA: Oh my God!!! What are you doing?! JOEY: You said, you wanna come in for some lemonade? MONICA: So?! JOEY: Whoa, ah!!! Were you just gonna give me some lemonade? MONICA: Yeah huh!! Cover yourself up! JOEY: Oh right, right. MONICA: I don't believe this! When someone asks you in for lemonade, and to you that means they wanna have sex? JOEY: Well usually... yeah! Well, not just lemonade, iced tea, sometimes juice. MONICA: Pheebs? PHOEBE: Huh? MONICA: Where's your bed? PHOEBE: It's not in the apartment? Oh no. I can't believe this is happening again. MONICA: What? PHOEBE: Okay, enough with the third degree! I-I've, I don't live here anymore. MONICA: What are you talking about? PHOEBE: I'm sorry, I-I-I-I don't live here anymore. I-I didn't know how to tell you, but y'know everybody else knows! MONICA: Everybody knows! PHOEBE: That was supposed to be a good thing, I forget why. Just listen, Monica, I, do you know, okay, do you know, I couldn't sleep for like a month because I got like a dot of ink on one of the sofa cushions. MONICA: Well, you-you coulda just turned the cushion over. PHOEBE: Yeah, I would've except I had a big spaghetti stain on the other side. MONICA: What?!?! PHOEBE: Okay, this is what I'm talking about, this. I-I need to live in a land where people can spill. MONICA: You can spill. In the sink. PHOEBE: Aw, honey it's not your fault, y'know this is who you are, and I love you, and I want us to be friends, and if I keep living here I don't see that happening. MONICA: I love you, too. PHOEBE: Aww, good. What? MONICA: What? I'm just sad. PHOEBE: No you're not, you're wondering which cushion it is. CHANDLER: So ah, whatcha watching? JOEY: Baywatch. CHANDLER: What's it about? JOEY: Lifeguards. CHANDLER: Well, it sounds kinda stupid... Who's she? JOEY: Nicole Eggert. You'll like her. CHANDLER: Wow! Look at them run. JOEY: They do that a lot. ROSS: Hi. Where is everybody? PHOEBE: Oh, it's already closed, Chris gave me the keys to lock up. What is wrong? ROSS: My marriage, I think my marriage is um, is kinda over. PHOEBE: Oh no! Why? ROSS: 'Cause Carol's a lesbian. And, and I'm not one. And apparently it's not a mix and match situation. CHANDLER: Umm, this is nice. MONICA: I know, it is, isn't it? CHANDLER: No, I mean it, this feels really good. Is it a hundred percent cotton? MONICA: Yeah! And I got it on sale, too. CHANDLER: Anyway, I should go, one of the lifeguards was just about to dismantle a nuclear device. MONICA: Hey, are you okay? ROSS: My wife's a lesbian. JOEY: Cool!!!
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transcribed by Eric B Aasen
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