The One With The Embryos (412)
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Season 1 Where Monica Gets A New Roomate With The Sonogram At The End With The Thumb With George Stephanoloulos With The East German Laundry Detergent With The Butt With The Blackout Where Nana Dies Twice Where Underdog Gets Away With The Monkey With Mrs.Bing With The Dozen Lasagnes With The Boobies With The Candy Hearts With The Stoned Guy With Two Parts, Part 1 With Two Parts, Part 2 With All The Poker Where The Monkey Gets Away With The Evil Orthodontist With The Fake Monica With The Ick Factor With The Birth Where Rachel Finds Out Season 2 With Ross' New Girlfriend With The Breast Milk Where Heckles Dies With Phoebe's Husband With Five Steaks And An Eggplant With The Baby On The Bus Where Ross Finds Out With The List With Phoebe's Dad With Russ With The Lesbian Wedding After The Superbowl, Part 1 After The Superbowl, Part 2 With The Prom Video Where Ross And Rachel... You Know Where Joey Moves Out Where Eddie Moves In Where Dr.Remore Dies Where Eddie Won't Go Where Old Yeller Dies With The Two Bullies With The Two Parties With The Chickenpox With Barry And Mindy's Wedding Season 3 With The Princess Leia Fantasy Where No-One's Ready With The Jam With The Metaphorical Tunnel With Frank Jnr With The Flashback With The Race Car Bed With The Giant Poking Device With The Football Where Rachel Quits Where Chandler Can`t Remember Which Sister With All The Jealousy Where Monica And Richard Are Friends With Phoebe's Ex-Partner Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break With The Morning After With The Ski Trip With The Hypnosis Tape With The Tiny T-Shirt With The Dollhouse With The Chick and the Duck With The Screamer With Ross's Thing With The Ultimate Fighting Champion At The Beach Season 4 With The Jellyfish With The Cat With The 'Cuffs With The Ballroom Dancing With Joey's New Girlfriend With The Dirty Girl Where Chandler Crosses The Line With Chandler In A Box Where They're Gonna Party! With The Girl From Poughkeepsie With Phoebe's Uterus With The Embryos With Rachel's Crush With Joey's Dirty Day With All The Rugby With The Fake Party With The Free Porn With Rachel's New Dress With All The Haste With All The Wedding Dresses With The Invitation With The Worst Best Man Ever With Ross`s Wedding Part I and II Season 5 After Ross Said Rachel With All The Kissing Hundredth Where Phoebe Hates PBS With All The Kips With The Yeti Where Ross Moves In With The Thanksgiving Flashbacks With Ross's Sandwich With The Inappropriate Sister With All The Resolutions With Chandler's Work Laugh With Joey's Bag Where Everyone Finds Out With The Girl Who Hits Joey With A Cop With Rachel's Inadvertant Kiss Where Rachel Smokes Where Ross Can't Flirt With The Ride Along With The Ball With Joey's Big Break In Vegas (Season Finale/Hour Long Episode) Season 6 After Vegas Where Ross Hugs Rachel With Ross's Denial Where Joey Loses His Insurance With Joey's Porsche With The Last Night Where Phoebe Runs With Ross's Teeth Where Ross Got High With The Routine With The Apothecary Table With The Joke With Rachels Sister Where Chandler Can't Cry That Could Have Been (Parts 1 & 2) With The Unagi Where Ross Dates A Student With Joey's Fridge With Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E. Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad Where Paul's The Man With The Ring With The Proposal(Season Finale) With Monica\'s Thunder With Rachel's Book With Phoebe's Cookies With Rachel's Assistant With The Engagement Picture With The Nap Partners With Ross's Library Book Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs With All The Candy With The Holiday Armadilio With All The Cheesecakes Where They're Up All Night Where Rosita Dies Where They All Turn Thirty With Joey's New Brain With The Truth About London With The Cheap Wedding Dress With Joey's Award With Ross and Monica's Cousin With Rachel's Big Kiss With The Vows With Chandler's Dad Season 8 After 'I Do' With The Red Sweater Where Rachel Tells... With The Videotape With Rachel's Date With The Halloween Party |
Ross: Hey, what are you doing shopping at eight in the morning? RACHEL: Well, I've been up since six. Thanks to somebody's dumb-ass rooster. PHOEBE: You guys you really should get rid of those animals. They shouldn't be living in an apartment. RACHEL: Yeah! Especially not with all of these knives and cookbooks around. MONICA: That is sooo not true! RACHEL: What? JOEY: She's mad because I know today's her laundry day and that means she's wearing her old lady underpants. CHANDLER: I can check that for ya. MONICA: I just, I can't believe that you think that you and Chandler know me and Rachel better than we know you. CHANDLER: Well, we-we do. You can only eat Tic Tacks in even numbers. DR. ZANE: It looks like your uterus is ready for implantation. PHOEBE: Oh! I knew it! I knew it! I felt really thick this morning. FRANK: Well, okay, so what's now go get, go get the eggs, put 'em in there. DR. ZANE: Okay, it'll take just a little while to prepare the embryos. PHOEBE: Embryossss? As in, "More than one?" DR. ZANE: Um-hmm, five actually. PHOEBE: Five? Okay, where am I giving birth, a hospital or a big box under the stairs? DR. ZANE: We do five because that gives you a 25% chance that at least one will attach. PHOEBE: That's it! 25 percent? That means that's it's like 75 percent chance of no baby at all! FRANK: Hey, y'know I was thinking, what are the odds like if-if, if you stuff like 200 of them in there? ALICE: Sweety, now, she's a woman, not a gumball machine. PHOEBE: Okay, well y'know what, don't worry you guys, 'cause I'm-I'm gonna do this as many times as it takes to get it right. FRANK: Well, you see, the-the thing is, we-we only got, we kinda have one shot to make it right. ALICE: Umm, it costs $16,000 each time you do this. So, umm, we're kinda using all the money we have to do it just this one time. PHOEBE: Whoa!! That`s okay, that's a lot of pressure on me and my uterus. So, well okay, so is there, is maybe is there something that I can do y'know just to like help make sure I get pregnant? DR. ZANE: No, I'm sorry. PHOEBE: Wow! You guys really don't know anything! FRANK: I know! Why don't you get drunk! That worked for a lot of girls in my high school. ROSS: Gentlemen, pick your category. CHANDLER: Fears and Pet Peeves. ROSS: What is Monica's biggest pet peeve? JOEY: Animals dressed as humans. ROSS: That's correct. Ladies? MONICA: Same category? ROSS: According to Chandler, what phenomenon scares the bejeezus out of him? MONICA: Michael Flatley, Lord of the Dance! ROSS: That is correct. JOEY: The Irish gig guy?! CHANDLER: His legs flail about as if independent of his body! ROSS: Monica and I have a grandmother who died, you both went to her funeral, name that grandmother! JOEY: Nana? CHANDLER: She has a real name. JOEY: Althea! CHANDLER: Althea?! What are you doing?! JOEY: I took a shot. CHANDLER: Are you sure it was Althea?! ROSS: Althea is correct. CHANDLER: Nice shooting! RACHEL: We'll take Literature! ROSS: Every week, the TV Guide comes to Chandler and Joey's apartment. What name appears on the address label? RACHEL: Chandler gets it! It's Chandler Bing! MONICA: No!! ROSS: I'm afraid the TV Guide comes to Chinandolor Bong. MONICA: I knew that! Rachel! Use you're head! CHANDLER: Actually, it's Miss Chinandolor Bong. RACHEL: It's All Relative! ROSS: You don't have to shout everything. RACHEL: I'm sorry! ROSS: Ooh. What is the name of Chandler's father's Las Vegas all-male burlesque? MONICA: Viva Las Gaygas! CHANDLER: Unfortunately that is correct. THE GIRLS: Yes!!! CHANDLER: Well, I'm so confused as to what we've been doing so far? MONICA: How about we play for more money, say 150? ROSS: 150 dollars. CHANDLER: Say 200? ROSS: 200 dollars. MONICA: You're doing it again. ROSS: Excuse me. RACHEL: Monica, I don't want to lose 200 dollars. MONICA: We won't. 300? RACHEL: Monica?! MONICA: I'm just trying to spice it up! RACHEL: Okay, so let's play for some pepper! Stop spending my money! MONICA: I got it! How about, if we win, they have to get rid of the rooster? RACHEL: Oooohh that's interesting. JOEY: Hey, no way, that rooster's family! RACHEL: Throw in the duck too! JOEY: What do you have against the duck?! He doesn't make any noise! RACHEL: Well, he gets the other one all riled up. JOEY: Look, we are not gonna... CHANDLER: All right, hold on! If you win, we give up the birds. JOEY: Dah!!! CHANDLER: But if we win, we get your apartment. JOEY: Oooooh! MONICA: Deal! RACHEL: Monica, betting the apartment, I don't know about this. MONICA: Rachel, I have not missed one question the whole game. I own this game! Look at my hand. RACHEL: Why? Do you have the answers written on there? MONICA: No! Steady as a rock! ROSS: You have 30 seconds. And the lightning round begins... now. What was Monica's nickname when she was a field hockey goalie? JOEY: Big fat goalie. ROSS: Correct. Rachel claims this is her favorite movie. CHANDLER: Dangerous Liaisons. ROSS: Correct. Her actual favorite movie is... JOEY: Weekend at Bernie's. ROSS: Correct. In what part of her body did Monica get a pencil stuck at age 14? CHANDLER: Oh! ROSS: Eww! No!! Her ear! All right, Monica categorizes her towels. How many categories are there? JOEY: Everyday use. CHANDLER: Fancy. JOEY: Guest. CHANDLER: Fancy guest. ROSS: Two seconds! JOEY: Uhh, 11! ROSS: 11, unbelievable 11 is correct. All right, that's 4 for the guys. ROSS: 30 seconds on the clock. 5 questions wins the game. The lightning round begins, now! What is Joey's favorite food? MONICA: Sandwiches! ROSS: Correct. Chandler was how old when he first touched a girl's breast? RACHEL: 14? ROSS: No, 19. CHANDLER: Thanks man. ROSS: Joey, had an imaginary childhood friend. His name was? MONICA: Maurice. ROSS: Correct, his profession was? RACHEL: Space cowboy! ROSS: Correct! What is Chandler Bing's job? RACHEL: Oh gosh, it has something to do with numbers. MONICA: And processing. RACHEL: He carries a briefcase. ROSS: 10 seconds, you need this or you lose the game. MONICA: It's umm, it has something to do with transponding. RACHEL: Oh-oh-oh, he's a transponce, transpondster! MONICA: That's not even a word! I can get this! I can get this! MONICA: NOOOOOOOOO!!! RACHEL: Oh my God. CHANDLER and JOEY: YEAH!!! YES!!! JOEY: I call Monica's room! CHANDLER: You can't just call Monica's room. JOEY: Sure I can, standard shotgun rules, I'm sight of the room and I called it. MONICA: Man, I feel like I'm coming down with something. JOEY: What? MONICA: Yeah. I bet you can't guess what color my tonsils are? I'll bet the apartment! CHANDLER: Oh, I would never bet this apartment. It's too nice. MONICA: I can't find garbage bags! RACHEL: Oh, I think I saw some in here. MONICA: What is it?! RACHEL: I don't know! But maybe if we keep that drawer shut, it'll die.
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transcribed by Eric Aasen
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