The One With The Invitation (421)
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Season 1 Where Monica Gets A New Roomate With The Sonogram At The End With The Thumb With George Stephanoloulos With The East German Laundry Detergent With The Butt With The Blackout Where Nana Dies Twice Where Underdog Gets Away With The Monkey With Mrs.Bing With The Dozen Lasagnes With The Boobies With The Candy Hearts With The Stoned Guy With Two Parts, Part 1 With Two Parts, Part 2 With All The Poker Where The Monkey Gets Away With The Evil Orthodontist With The Fake Monica With The Ick Factor With The Birth Where Rachel Finds Out Season 2 With Ross' New Girlfriend With The Breast Milk Where Heckles Dies With Phoebe's Husband With Five Steaks And An Eggplant With The Baby On The Bus Where Ross Finds Out With The List With Phoebe's Dad With Russ With The Lesbian Wedding After The Superbowl, Part 1 After The Superbowl, Part 2 With The Prom Video Where Ross And Rachel... You Know Where Joey Moves Out Where Eddie Moves In Where Dr.Remore Dies Where Eddie Won't Go Where Old Yeller Dies With The Two Bullies With The Two Parties With The Chickenpox With Barry And Mindy's Wedding Season 3 With The Princess Leia Fantasy Where No-One's Ready With The Jam With The Metaphorical Tunnel With Frank Jnr With The Flashback With The Race Car Bed With The Giant Poking Device With The Football Where Rachel Quits Where Chandler Can`t Remember Which Sister With All The Jealousy Where Monica And Richard Are Friends With Phoebe's Ex-Partner Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break With The Morning After With The Ski Trip With The Hypnosis Tape With The Tiny T-Shirt With The Dollhouse With The Chick and the Duck With The Screamer With Ross's Thing With The Ultimate Fighting Champion At The Beach Season 4 With The Jellyfish With The Cat With The 'Cuffs With The Ballroom Dancing With Joey's New Girlfriend With The Dirty Girl Where Chandler Crosses The Line With Chandler In A Box Where They're Gonna Party! With The Girl From Poughkeepsie With Phoebe's Uterus With The Embryos With Rachel's Crush With Joey's Dirty Day With All The Rugby With The Fake Party With The Free Porn With Rachel's New Dress With All The Haste With All The Wedding Dresses With The Invitation With The Worst Best Man Ever |
CHANDLER: Y'know what? It seems like all of the sudden; so much has happened. JOEY: I know. Ross is getting married. CHANDLER: Phoebe is, making people. JOEY: Everybody's doing stuff! CHANDLER: And we just sit here. I mean if I die the only way people would even know I was here, would be by the ass print on this chair! Look, we have to do something. Okay? Something huge! JOEY: We could climb Mt. Everest! CHANDLER: No-no, not something stupid, something huge. JOEY: No-no-no-no-no, I saw an ad for this video, people climb that thing everyday! We could totally do that! PHOEBE: What-what's up? JOEY: We're gonna climb Mt. Everest! CHANDLER: Yeah baby! PHOEBE: Really?! I looked into that. Yeah, but, I mean it costs like $60,000 and y'know you can die. And, you would die! CHANDLER: Yeah, well... JOEY: We could get that Everest video though. CHANDLER: Yeah, we could do that without y'know risking our lives at all! JOEY: And while we're down at the video store, you know what else we could rent? Die Hard! EMILY: Oh! So you invited Rachel then? ROSS: Sure. Why not? EMILY: Really? ROSS: Yeah? EMILY: I don't think I'd be comfortable with any of my old lovers there. ROSS: Wait-wait-wait, do you, do you think, maybe we shouldn't invite her? EMILY: Oh, no-no, y'know I absolutely adore Rachel it's just that, well it might be a awkward for you. But it's absolutely your decision. More tea? ROSS: Yeah sure. EMILY: Earl Grey? ROSS: Huh? Yeah, fine, invite whoever you want. MONICA: Shut up, the camera adds ten pounds. CHANDLER: Ahh, so how many cameras are actually on you? CHANDLER: All right, check it out. Check this out. It says here that there's a place you can go to rent videos of all the museums! "It's almost as good as being there." JOEY: It's better! You can't go to a museum in your underwear! CHANDLER: Well, You could, but... probably just the one time. JOEY: I bet we could get videos of all the sites, get a VCR in our hotel room... we'd never even have to go outside! CHANDLER: If we do that, we gotta get Die Hard. JOEY: Oh-ho! I bet the British version is gooooood!
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transcribed by Eric Aasen
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