The One With The Dollhouse (320)
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Season 1 Where Monica Gets A New Roomate With The Sonogram At The End With The Thumb With George Stephanoloulos With The East German Laundry Detergent With The Butt With The Blackout Where Nana Dies Twice Where Underdog Gets Away With The Monkey With Mrs.Bing With The Dozen Lasagnes With The Boobies With The Candy Hearts With The Stoned Guy With Two Parts, Part 1 With Two Parts, Part 2 With All The Poker Where The Monkey Gets Away With The Evil Orthodontist With The Fake Monica With The Ick Factor With The Birth Where Rachel Finds Out Season 2 With Ross' New Girlfriend With The Breast Milk Where Heckles Dies With Phoebe's Husband With Five Steaks And An Eggplant With The Baby On The Bus Where Ross Finds Out With The List With Phoebe's Dad With Russ With The Lesbian Wedding After The Superbowl, Part 1 After The Superbowl, Part 2 With The Prom Video Where Ross And Rachel... You Know Where Joey Moves Out Where Eddie Moves In Where Dr.Remore Dies Where Eddie Won't Go Where Old Yeller Dies With The Two Bullies With The Two Parties With The Chickenpox With Barry And Mindy's Wedding Season 3 With The Princess Leia Fantasy Where No-One's Ready With The Jam With The Metaphorical Tunnel With Frank Jnr With The Flashback With The Race Car Bed With The Giant Poking Device With The Football Where Rachel Quits Where Chandler Can`t Remember Which Sister With All The Jealousy Where Monica And Richard Are Friends With Phoebe's Ex-Partner Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break With The Morning After With The Ski Trip With The Hypnosis Tape With The Tiny T-Shirt With The Dollhouse With The Chick and the Duck With The Screamer With Ross's Thing With The Ultimate Fighting Champion At The Beach Season 4 With The Jellyfish With The Cat With The 'Cuffs With The Ballroom Dancing With Joey's New Girlfriend With The Dirty Girl Where Chandler Crosses The Line With Chandler In A Box Where They're Gonna Party! With The Girl From Poughkeepsie With Phoebe's Uterus With The Embryos With Rachel's Crush With Joey's Dirty Day With All The Rugby With The Fake Party With The Free Porn With Rachel's New Dress With All The Haste With All The Wedding Dresses With The Invitation With The Worst Best Man Ever With Ross`s Wedding Part I and II Season 5 After Ross Said Rachel With All The Kissing Hundredth Where Phoebe Hates PBS With All The Kips With The Yeti Where Ross Moves In With The Thanksgiving Flashbacks With Ross's Sandwich With The Inappropriate Sister With All The Resolutions With Chandler's Work Laugh With Joey's Bag Where Everyone Finds Out With The Girl Who Hits Joey With A Cop With Rachel's Inadvertant Kiss Where Rachel Smokes Where Ross Can't Flirt With The Ride Along With The Ball With Joey's Big Break In Vegas (Season Finale/Hour Long Episode) Season 6 After Vegas Where Ross Hugs Rachel With Ross's Denial Where Joey Loses His Insurance With Joey's Porsche With The Last Night Where Phoebe Runs With Ross's Teeth Where Ross Got High With The Routine With The Apothecary Table With The Joke With Rachels Sister Where Chandler Can't Cry That Could Have Been (Parts 1 & 2) With The Unagi Where Ross Dates A Student With Joey's Fridge With Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E. Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad Where Paul's The Man With The Ring With The Proposal(Season Finale) With Monica\'s Thunder With Rachel's Book With Phoebe's Cookies With Rachel's Assistant With The Engagement Picture With The Nap Partners With Ross's Library Book Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs With All The Candy With The Holiday Armadilio With All The Cheesecakes Where They're Up All Night Where Rosita Dies Where They All Turn Thirty With Joey's New Brain With The Truth About London With The Cheap Wedding Dress With Joey's Award With Ross and Monica's Cousin With Rachel's Big Kiss With The Vows With Chandler's Dad Season 8 After 'I Do' With The Red Sweater Where Rachel Tells... With The Videotape With Rachel's Date With The Halloween Party |
CHANDLER: Wait a minute, wait. You're telling me this actress person is the only woman you ever wanted who didn't want you back?! JOEY: Yeah! Oh my God! Is this what it's like to be you? RACHEL: Thanks for lunch, Chandler. Y'know, you didn't have to walk me all the way back up here. CHANDLER: Oh, that's-that's okay, no problem. RACHEL: Honey um, honey, you do realise that we don't keep the women's lingerie here in the office? CHANDLER: Yes, I realise that. RACHEL: Summer catalogue! CHANDLER: That's the stuff! PHOEBE: Oh! Ooh! Oh Monica! It's so beautiful. MONICA: I know!!! PHOEBE: So, I'm here, ready to play. MONICA: Okay. PHOEBE: I brought a bunch of stuff for the house, so check it out. Ha-ha. MONICA: What's this? PHOEBE: That's a dog, every house should have a dog. MONICA: Not one that can pee on the roof. PHOEBE: Well, maybe it's so big because the house was built on radioactive waste. CHANDLER: And is this [tissue] in case the house sneezes? PHOEBE: No, no, that's the ghost for the attic. MONICA: I don't want a ghost. PHOEBE: Well, nobody wants a ghost. But you've got one, because the house is sitting on an ancient Indian burial ground. ROSS: Wait a minute, the house was built on radioactive waste, and an ancient Indian burial ground? That would never happen. PHOEBE: Okay, obviously you don't know much about the U.S. government. PHOEBE: Okay, dinosaur attack!!! Quick, everybody into the house!!! Ahh-ahh! Roof! Rrroof-roof-roof! MONICA: Okay, Phoebe, y'know what? That-that's it, that's it, all right? No dinosaurs, no ghosts, no giant dogs, okay? They're not the right size, they're not Victorian, and they just don't go. PHOEBE: Okay, fine. Come dinosaur, we're not welcome in the house of no imagination. ROSS: Uh, Pheebs, while we're hovering around the subject. I just have to say dinosaurs, they-they don't go, rrroof! PHOEBE: The little ones do. PHOEBE: Look everybody, look at my new dollhouse!!! RACHEL: Wow!!! PHOEBE: Look, look! ROSS: Hey, what's this?! PHOEBE: Oh, okay, it's the slide instead of stairs. Watch this. MONICA: It's very interesting, Phoebe. RACHEL: What's this? PHOEBE: The Licorice Room, you can eat all the furniture. And, when guests come over, they can stay on the tootsie roll-away bed. ROSS: This is the coolest house ever!!! JOEY: That guy's like a cartoon. What do you see in him anyway? KATE: He happens to be brilliant. Which is more than I can say for that sweater you're dating. JOEY: Hey, I'm not interested in her sweater! It's what's underneath her sweater that counts. CHANDLER: I'm telling ya, Joanna's got it all wrong. Okay? All I said was, 'This was fun. Let's do it again sometime. I'll give you a call.' RACHEL: Ohh, gee. I wonder why she thinks you're going to call her? CHANDLER: That's what you say at the end of a date. RACHEL: You can't just say, 'Nice to meet you, good night?' CHANDLER: To her face? Look it's the end of the date, I'm standing there, I know all she's waiting for is for me to say 'I'll call her' and it's just y'know, comes out. I can't help it, it's a compulsion. MONICA: Come on Rach, when a guy says he's going to call, it doesn't mean he's going to call. Hasn't it ever happened to you? RACHEL: Well, they always called. MONICA: Hmm, bite me. JOANNA: Did he call? RACHEL: No. Sorry. JOANNA: Why?! Why?! He said he'd call. Why hasn't he called?Sophie: Maybe he's intimated by really smart, strong, successful women. JOANNA: Sophie, would you please climb out of my butt. JOEY: So I ah, talked to Lauren, kinda told her how things were with us. Did you ah, did you talk to Marshall? KATE: About what? JOEY: Y'know, about what happened with us. KATE: Nooo. And there's really no reason he should find out, so ah let's not make a big deal about it, okay? JOEY: What are you talking about? It was a big deal. I mean, come on you can't tell me last night didn't mean something to you. I-I was there, you're not that good an actress. KATE: Look umm, I, I was, I was just caught up in the moment. That's all it was. Joey, I'm-I'm sorry you feel bad, but haven't you ever sleep with a women where it meant more to her than it did to you? JOEY: Nooo. LAUREN: Hi, Kate! KATE: Hi, Lauren. JOEY: Hi, Lauren. LAUREN: Hi, pig! PHOEBE: Hey! MONICA: I tried to reach you at work. There's... been a fire. PHOEBE: What?! Oh my... Oh my God!!! What happened?! ROSS: Well, we believe it originated here. In the Aroma Room. PHOEBE: All right. Did everyone get out okay? MONICA: Well, the giraffe's okay. And so is the pirate. PHOEBE: Ohh. What is this? ROSS: No Phoebe, don't look! You don't want to see what's under there!! PHOEBE: Ohh, the-the Foster puppets! JOANNA: Well, thanks again for lunch. CHANDLER: Yes, this, this was pleasant. JOANNA: It was, wasn't it? CHANDLER: The food there was, was great. JOANNA: Wasn't it? CHANDLER: So take care. JOANNA: You too. CHANDLER: Well, this was great. I'll give you a call. We should do it again sometime. RACHEL: Chandler!!! Are you gonna call her! CHANDLER: Noo! RACHEL: Chandler!!! CHANDLER: Look, I'm sorry. Okay? I'm weak, and pathetic, and sorry. RACHEL: Okay, you are going to tell her and you're going to tell her now. CHANDLER: Ahhhh--I'm not going to call you. JOANNA: What? CHANDLER: I'm sorry. I'm-I'm-I'm sorry that I said I was going to when I'm not. Look, this has nothing to do with you, y'know? And this isn't Rachel's fault. It's me. I have serious, serious problems when it comes to women. I have issues with commitment, intimacy, mascara goop. And I'm really sorry, it's just that this is not, this isn't going to work out. JOANNA: Well, this isn't how I was hoping how this would end, but I guess I have to appreciate your honesty. CHANDLER: Yeah, o-okay. JOANNA: So... CHANDLER: Well this is great! I'll give you a call! We should do it again sometime! JOEY: Well, so anyway Beth, what I'm saying is I should've considered your feelings before I went home with you that night. I've ah, I've recently learned what's it like to be on your side of it, and I'm sorry. So, do you think you can forgive me? Great. Thanks. Okay, bye. Hello, Jennifer? Oh hi, Mrs. Loreo, is Jennifer there? Oh, she's not home huh? Well ah, actually I kinda need to talk to you too.
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transcribed by Eric B Aasen
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