The One With Joey's New Girlfriend (405)
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Season 1 Where Monica Gets A New Roomate With The Sonogram At The End With The Thumb With George Stephanoloulos With The East German Laundry Detergent With The Butt With The Blackout Where Nana Dies Twice Where Underdog Gets Away With The Monkey With Mrs.Bing With The Dozen Lasagnes With The Boobies With The Candy Hearts With The Stoned Guy With Two Parts, Part 1 With Two Parts, Part 2 With All The Poker Where The Monkey Gets Away With The Evil Orthodontist With The Fake Monica With The Ick Factor With The Birth Where Rachel Finds Out Season 2 With Ross' New Girlfriend With The Breast Milk Where Heckles Dies With Phoebe's Husband With Five Steaks And An Eggplant With The Baby On The Bus Where Ross Finds Out With The List With Phoebe's Dad With Russ With The Lesbian Wedding After The Superbowl, Part 1 After The Superbowl, Part 2 With The Prom Video Where Ross And Rachel... You Know Where Joey Moves Out Where Eddie Moves In Where Dr.Remore Dies Where Eddie Won't Go Where Old Yeller Dies With The Two Bullies With The Two Parties With The Chickenpox With Barry And Mindy's Wedding Season 3 With The Princess Leia Fantasy Where No-One's Ready With The Jam With The Metaphorical Tunnel With Frank Jnr With The Flashback With The Race Car Bed With The Giant Poking Device With The Football Where Rachel Quits Where Chandler Can`t Remember Which Sister With All The Jealousy Where Monica And Richard Are Friends With Phoebe's Ex-Partner Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break With The Morning After With The Ski Trip With The Hypnosis Tape With The Tiny T-Shirt With The Dollhouse With The Chick and the Duck With The Screamer With Ross's Thing With The Ultimate Fighting Champion At The Beach Season 4 With The Jellyfish With The Cat With The 'Cuffs With The Ballroom Dancing With Joey's New Girlfriend With The Dirty Girl Where Chandler Crosses The Line With Chandler In A Box Where They're Gonna Party! With The Girl From Poughkeepsie With Phoebe's Uterus With The Embryos With Rachel's Crush With Joey's Dirty Day With All The Rugby With The Fake Party With The Free Porn With Rachel's New Dress With All The Haste With All The Wedding Dresses With The Invitation With The Worst Best Man Ever |
PHOEBE: Before I start, I just wanna say that umm, I have a cold, so if I sneeze in the middle of song, it's not on purpose. Oh, except the last verse of Pepper People.
CHANDLER: Hey, listen, I'm sorry about this afternoon, y'know, if I would've known you guys were... I never would've... KATHY: Oh please! CHANDLER: So ah, Joey tells me you two met in acting class. KATHY: Yeah, they teamed us up as partners. Joey picked three scenes for us to do; all of them had us making out. CHANDLER: That's a good thing actually, because ah, he used to have me rehearse with him. ROSS: Pheebs, what are you doing? PHOEBE: Okay, I wanna be sexy again so I'm trying to catch a cold. It should be easy, supposedly they're pretty common. MONICA: Oh gosh, Phoebe, I think I caught your cold. PHOEBE: You mean you stole it! (Monica sneezes again) Don't cover your mouth when you do that! JOEY: Listen uh, you wanna get some dinner with me and Kathy tonight? CHANDLER: Ohh, umm, y'know what, I already ate. JOEY: It's 4:30. CHANDLER: Y'know I had a big meal on Monday, y'know. So that's just gonna get me straight through the week. JOEY: Okay, I see what's going on here. CHANDLER: You-you do? JOEY: Yeah! You don't like Kathy. CHANDLER: You got me. JOEY: Yeah, you've been avoiding her ever since we started going out. Look, I made an effort to like Janice, now I think it's your turn to make an effort to like Kathy by going out to dinner with us. Right? CHANDLER: Yeah. Right. JOEY: Good, and hey! My treat. But that's only because you're not eating anything, right? CHANDLER: Okay. JOEY: What was that? CHANDLER: What? JOEY: Kathy was being really nice and you just walked away. I thought we had a deal. CHANDLER: Hey, look, what do you want from me? JOEY: I want you to like her! But if that's too damned difficult for you, then the least you can do is pretend. CHANDLER: I am pretending. JOEY: Well then, do it better! CHANDLER: Okay, what do you saw I go over there and say how much I like her? No-no it'll be good, I can tell her much I've been thinking about her. That I haven't stopped thinking about her since the moment I met her. That I'm so fantastically, over-the-top, wanna-slit-my-own-throat in love with her, that for every minute of every hour of every day I can't believe my own damn bad luck that you met her first!!! JOEY: Well, that's pretty good. But you might wanna tone it down a little. GUNTHER: Rachel? RACHEL: Yeah. GUNTHER: I don't know if you heard about what happened between me and Phoebe the other day. RACHEL: No! GUNTHER: Well, we kissed. I-I-I didn't initiate the kiss, but-but I also didn't stop it, and I've been feeling guilty. RACHEL: Okay. GUNTHER: So umm, are we cool? RACHEL: Okay. GUNTHER: I knew you'd understand.
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transcribed by Maree Hilton
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