The One With The Ballroom Dancing (404)
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Season 1 Where Monica Gets A New Roomate With The Sonogram At The End With The Thumb With George Stephanoloulos With The East German Laundry Detergent With The Butt With The Blackout Where Nana Dies Twice Where Underdog Gets Away With The Monkey With Mrs.Bing With The Dozen Lasagnes With The Boobies With The Candy Hearts With The Stoned Guy With Two Parts, Part 1 With Two Parts, Part 2 With All The Poker Where The Monkey Gets Away With The Evil Orthodontist With The Fake Monica With The Ick Factor With The Birth Where Rachel Finds Out Season 2 With Ross' New Girlfriend With The Breast Milk Where Heckles Dies With Phoebe's Husband With Five Steaks And An Eggplant With The Baby On The Bus Where Ross Finds Out With The List With Phoebe's Dad With Russ With The Lesbian Wedding After The Superbowl, Part 1 After The Superbowl, Part 2 With The Prom Video Where Ross And Rachel... You Know Where Joey Moves Out Where Eddie Moves In Where Dr.Remore Dies Where Eddie Won't Go Where Old Yeller Dies With The Two Bullies With The Two Parties With The Chickenpox With Barry And Mindy's Wedding Season 3 With The Princess Leia Fantasy Where No-One's Ready With The Jam With The Metaphorical Tunnel With Frank Jnr With The Flashback With The Race Car Bed With The Giant Poking Device With The Football Where Rachel Quits Where Chandler Can`t Remember Which Sister With All The Jealousy Where Monica And Richard Are Friends With Phoebe's Ex-Partner Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break With The Morning After With The Ski Trip With The Hypnosis Tape With The Tiny T-Shirt With The Dollhouse With The Chick and the Duck With The Screamer With Ross's Thing With The Ultimate Fighting Champion At The Beach Season 4 With The Jellyfish With The Cat With The 'Cuffs With The Ballroom Dancing With Joey's New Girlfriend With The Dirty Girl Where Chandler Crosses The Line With Chandler In A Box Where They're Gonna Party! With The Girl From Poughkeepsie With Phoebe's Uterus With The Embryos With Rachel's Crush With Joey's Dirty Day With All The Rugby With The Fake Party With The Free Porn With Rachel's New Dress With All The Haste With All The Wedding Dresses With The Invitation With The Worst Best Man Ever With Ross`s Wedding Part I and II Season 5 After Ross Said Rachel With All The Kissing Hundredth Where Phoebe Hates PBS With All The Kips With The Yeti Where Ross Moves In With The Thanksgiving Flashbacks With Ross's Sandwich With The Inappropriate Sister With All The Resolutions With Chandler's Work Laugh With Joey's Bag Where Everyone Finds Out With The Girl Who Hits Joey With A Cop With Rachel's Inadvertant Kiss Where Rachel Smokes Where Ross Can't Flirt With The Ride Along With The Ball With Joey's Big Break In Vegas (Season Finale/Hour Long Episode) Season 6 After Vegas Where Ross Hugs Rachel With Ross's Denial Where Joey Loses His Insurance With Joey's Porsche With The Last Night Where Phoebe Runs With Ross's Teeth Where Ross Got High With The Routine With The Apothecary Table With The Joke With Rachels Sister Where Chandler Can't Cry That Could Have Been (Parts 1 & 2) With The Unagi Where Ross Dates A Student With Joey's Fridge With Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E. Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad Where Paul's The Man With The Ring With The Proposal(Season Finale) With Monica\'s Thunder With Rachel's Book With Phoebe's Cookies With Rachel's Assistant With The Engagement Picture With The Nap Partners With Ross's Library Book Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs With All The Candy With The Holiday Armadilio With All The Cheesecakes Where They're Up All Night Where Rosita Dies Where They All Turn Thirty With Joey's New Brain With The Truth About London With The Cheap Wedding Dress With Joey's Award With Ross and Monica's Cousin With Rachel's Big Kiss With The Vows With Chandler's Dad Season 8 After 'I Do' With The Red Sweater Where Rachel Tells... With The Videotape With Rachel's Date With The Halloween Party |
MONICA: Rachel!!! RACHEL: What? MONICA: You just put an empty carton back in the fridge! RACHEL: Oh yeah, I know, but the garbage was full. MONICA: Have you ever taken out the trash? RACHEL: Well, I thought you liked doing it. MONICA: My God! Is this a gym card? CHANDLER: Oh yeah, gym member. I try to go four times a week, but I've missed the last 1200 times. ROSS: So why don't you quit? CHANDLER: You don't think I've tried? You think I like having 50 dollars taken out of my bank account every month? No, they make you go all the way down there! Then they use all of these phrases and peppiness to try and confuse you! Then they bring out Maria. ROSS: Who is Maria? CHANDLER: Oh Maria. You can't say no to her, she's like this lycra spandex covered gym treat. ROSS: You need me to go down there with you and hold your hand? CHANDLER: No! ROSS: So you're strong enough to face her on your own? CHANDLER: Oh no, you'll have to come. ROSS: Whoa-whoa-whoa, hey! Now remember what we talked about, you gotta be strong. CHANDLER: Yes. Yes! ROSS: One more time, "Hey, don't you want a washboard stomach and rock hard pecs?" CHANDLER: No! I want a flabby gut and saggy man breasts! ROSS: Good! That's good! GYM EMPLOYEE: So, are you a member of any gym. ROSS: No! And I'm not gonna be, so you can save you little speech. GYM EMPLOYEE: Okay, no problem. Could you come here for a second? WOMAN: Hi, I'm Maria. MR. TREEGER: What? JOEY: Please don't kick Monica and Rachel out, this wasn't their fault, it was mine. MR. TREEGER: You want me to kick you guys out instead? JOEY: No you can't do that, where would the chick and the duck live? MR. TREEGER: You have pets! JOEY: Noo-no-no, no, those are nicknames. I'm the chick and Chandler is the duck. MR. TREEGER: Huh, I would've thought it was the other way around. CHANDLER: We're doomed. Okay, they're gonna take 50 bucks out of our accounts for the rest of our lives. What are we gonna do? MONICA: Well, you could actually go to the gym. ROSS: Or! Or, we could go to the bank, close our accounts and cut them off at the source. CHANDLER: You're a genius! JOEY: Aww, man, now we won't be bank buddies! CHANDLER: Now, there's two reasons. PHOEBE: Ohh, you guys, remember that cute client I told you about? I bit him. RACHEL: Where?! PHOEBE: On the touchy. ROSS: And that's not against your oath?! PHOEBE: No, I know! I-I'm sorry, but the moment I touch him, I just wanna throw out my old oath and take a new, dirty one. MONICA: Well, next time your massaging him, you should try and distract yourself. JOEY: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Like-like when I'm doing something exciting and I don't wanna get too excited, I just ahh, y'know try to thing of other things like ah sandwiches, and ah baseball, and ah Chandler! CHANDLER: Thank you, Joey. JOEY: No-no, thank you. ROSS: We'd like to close our accounts. BANK OFFICER: Close your accounts? Is there some kind of problem? ROSS: No-no. CHANDLER: No, we'd just like to close them. BANK OFFICER: Okay, Ms. Lambert handles all our closures. Would you come over here please?Ms. Lambert: Hi, I'm Karen. CHANDLER: I wanna quit the bank! PHOEBE: Okay, baseball. Rick, playing baseball. Okay, slides into second, maybe even his pants come down a little? Oh no...wait no, no! No! Okay, all right, sandwiches, sandwiches. Umm, okay, on a plate, maybe Rick's pants come down a little. No! No! Okay Chandler! Okay Chandler, ooh, that's working. MRS. POTTER: Mr. Simon's been waiting for... Oh my God! MR. SIMON: Why wasn't I offered that? I'd definitely pay more for that. MRS. POTTER: Phoebe, we have rules here, this isn't that kind of place. PHOEBE: Oh yeah, oh and I know, but this isn't what it looks like, 'cause Rick is my ahh, husband. MRS. POTTER: Oh really? Well, then you'd better tell his other wife, 'cause she called three times asking where he is. MONICA: So you didn't leave the bank? ROSS: No! And somehow, we ended up with a joint checking account. RACHEL: What are you ever gonna use that for?! CHANDLER: To pay for the gym. PHOEBE: Hey! So I had a great day, Rick and I really hit it off, and we started making out, and then my boss walked in and fired me for being a whore. JOEY: What?! RACHEL: You got fired?! MONICA: Oh my Gosh! PHOEBE: It's so weird, I have never been fired from anything before! RACHEL: Sweety... PHOEBE: I just-I just started walking around not knowing what to do next, y'know? I-I started asking people on the street if they wanted massages. Then these policemen, thought I was a whore too. It's been a really bad day, whore-wise. JOEY: We did it!!! MR. TREEGER: I know, we did it!!! Hey, that was incredible, huh?! JOEY: I know, it was amazing! I mean, we totally nailed it, it was beautiful. MR. TREEGER: Thank you, listen, thanks a lot Tribbiani. Oh my God, look at the time, I gotta catch the bus to the ball. JOEY: Oh well, okay, good luck. MR. TREEGER: Yeah. JOEY: Unless you wanna practice the Foxtrot again? Or-or the Tango? MR. TREEGER: Ahh, thanks but no. You see I-I think I'm ready to dance with girls. JOEY: Okay. MR. TREEGER: Yeah. JOEY: Go get 'em Treeger. MR. TREEGER: Right. Hey, ahh, you wanna come? Marge has a girlfriend. JOEY: Really? MR. TREEGER: Yeah, you could dance real good with her, she's the same size as me. JOEY: No, I'm good.
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transcribed by Maree Hilton
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