The One Where They're Gonna Party! (409)
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Season 1 Where Monica Gets A New Roomate With The Sonogram At The End With The Thumb With George Stephanoloulos With The East German Laundry Detergent With The Butt With The Blackout Where Nana Dies Twice Where Underdog Gets Away With The Monkey With Mrs.Bing With The Dozen Lasagnes With The Boobies With The Candy Hearts With The Stoned Guy With Two Parts, Part 1 With Two Parts, Part 2 With All The Poker Where The Monkey Gets Away With The Evil Orthodontist With The Fake Monica With The Ick Factor With The Birth Where Rachel Finds Out Season 2 With Ross' New Girlfriend With The Breast Milk Where Heckles Dies With Phoebe's Husband With Five Steaks And An Eggplant With The Baby On The Bus Where Ross Finds Out With The List With Phoebe's Dad With Russ With The Lesbian Wedding After The Superbowl, Part 1 After The Superbowl, Part 2 With The Prom Video Where Ross And Rachel... You Know Where Joey Moves Out Where Eddie Moves In Where Dr.Remore Dies Where Eddie Won't Go Where Old Yeller Dies With The Two Bullies With The Two Parties With The Chickenpox With Barry And Mindy's Wedding Season 3 With The Princess Leia Fantasy Where No-One's Ready With The Jam With The Metaphorical Tunnel With Frank Jnr With The Flashback With The Race Car Bed With The Giant Poking Device With The Football Where Rachel Quits Where Chandler Can`t Remember Which Sister With All The Jealousy Where Monica And Richard Are Friends With Phoebe's Ex-Partner Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break With The Morning After With The Ski Trip With The Hypnosis Tape With The Tiny T-Shirt With The Dollhouse With The Chick and the Duck With The Screamer With Ross's Thing With The Ultimate Fighting Champion At The Beach Season 4 With The Jellyfish With The Cat With The 'Cuffs With The Ballroom Dancing With Joey's New Girlfriend With The Dirty Girl Where Chandler Crosses The Line With Chandler In A Box Where They're Gonna Party! With The Girl From Poughkeepsie With Phoebe's Uterus With The Embryos With Rachel's Crush With Joey's Dirty Day With All The Rugby With The Fake Party With The Free Porn With Rachel's New Dress With All The Haste With All The Wedding Dresses With The Invitation With The Worst Best Man Ever With Ross`s Wedding Part I and II Season 5 After Ross Said Rachel With All The Kissing Hundredth Where Phoebe Hates PBS With All The Kips With The Yeti Where Ross Moves In With The Thanksgiving Flashbacks With Ross's Sandwich With The Inappropriate Sister With All The Resolutions With Chandler's Work Laugh With Joey's Bag Where Everyone Finds Out With The Girl Who Hits Joey With A Cop With Rachel's Inadvertant Kiss Where Rachel Smokes Where Ross Can't Flirt With The Ride Along With The Ball With Joey's Big Break In Vegas (Season Finale/Hour Long Episode) Season 6 After Vegas Where Ross Hugs Rachel With Ross's Denial Where Joey Loses His Insurance With Joey's Porsche With The Last Night Where Phoebe Runs With Ross's Teeth Where Ross Got High With The Routine With The Apothecary Table With The Joke With Rachels Sister Where Chandler Can't Cry That Could Have Been (Parts 1 & 2) With The Unagi Where Ross Dates A Student With Joey's Fridge With Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E. Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad Where Paul's The Man With The Ring With The Proposal(Season Finale) With Monica\'s Thunder With Rachel's Book With Phoebe's Cookies With Rachel's Assistant With The Engagement Picture With The Nap Partners With Ross's Library Book Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs With All The Candy With The Holiday Armadilio With All The Cheesecakes Where They're Up All Night Where Rosita Dies Where They All Turn Thirty With Joey's New Brain With The Truth About London With The Cheap Wedding Dress With Joey's Award With Ross and Monica's Cousin With Rachel's Big Kiss With The Vows With Chandler's Dad Season 8 After 'I Do' With The Red Sweater Where Rachel Tells... With The Videotape With Rachel's Date With The Halloween Party |
JOEY: Really. And what do you mean you never have fun anymore? You have fun with me, remember that time we saw those strippers and you paid me 50 bucks to eat that book? ROSS: Joey, you are gonna love this guy. Gandalf is like the party wizard! JOEY: Well, why do you call him Gandalf? ROSS: Gandalf the wizard. Hello! Didn't you read Lord of the Rings in high school? JOEY: No, I had sex in high school. CHANDLER: Oh man! I am so excited, I may vomit! JOEY: Will you calm down, he's just a human guy. CHANDLER: Look you don't understand, Gandalf is amazing. Y'know you're never know what's gonna end up happening, you go out for a couple of beers and end up on a fishing boat to Nova Scotia! MONICA: Hey! My first review is out! PHOEBE: Ohh! Oh, the Chelsea Reporter, ohh, this used to keep me so warm. MONICA: All right, look at my on the back page. PHOEBE: Oh, okay! "Would I go back to Allesandro's? Sure, but I'd have to order two meals, one for me and one for the guy pointing the gun to my head." Wow! You really laid into this place. ALLESANDRO: I want a retraction! Our food is not inedible swill! MONICA: I couldn't eat it! I had five friends who couldn't eat it, and one of them eats books. ALLESANDRO: Well our service is not grossly incompetent. MONICA: The waiter carried the breadsticks in his pants! ALLESANDRO: Well, you said that we except the Discover Card, which we do not! MONICA: All right, that I'll retract. But I stand by my review, I know food and that wasn't it. You're marinara sauce tasted like tomato juice! You should serve it with vodka and a piece of celery. ALLESANDRO: Hey! I'm proud of that sauce, it's delicious. MONICA: Oh my God! You own an Italian restaurant and you think that tastes good?! Where are you even from? ALLESANDRO: Lebanon. MONICA: Hand me those tomatoes, I'm gonna show you what it should taste like! Come on, hand me them. ALLESANDRO: How long is this gonna take? 'Cause I got another critic to go yell at. RACHEL: Umm, Joanna? I wanna talk about that interview. JOANNA: I thought it went very well. RACHEL: No! It didn't! That's what I want to talk to you about. Now, just to brief you, may cry, but they are not tears of sadness or of anger, but just of me having this discussion with you. JOANNA: Rachel, please, don't make a scene. RACHEL: There's nobody here! JOANNA: Sophie, get in here! You see! Now you're making Sophie uncomfortable! SOPHIE: She's not making me uncomfortable. JOANNA: Congratulations! You now just crossed the line into completely useless. Get out. RACHEL: Oh my God!!! Ohh, that is it! I'm leaving! You are just a horrible person! JOANNA: Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait!! If you're gonna get all sensitive about it! I don't want to lose you. What if I, create a position for you? I'll make you an assistant buyer in this department. RACHEL: Say more things like that. JOANNA: You can have your own office, and a raise! Effective tomorrow. RACHEL: I'd need an expense account. JOANNA: Done! RACHEL: And an assistant. JOANNA: Sophie, get in here! JOEY: Hey! What are you guys doing here? I thought you'd be out partying with Gandel-worf. ROSS: It's Gandalf, and he's not coming. JOEY: So you've been sittin' around here all mornin'? ROSS: No! I balanced my checkbook. CHANDLER: Yeah, and I-I gave first names to all of the foosball players. ROSS: I can't believe he didn't come! JOEY: So what if he didn't come! We can still go out and party ourselves! CHANDLER: Oh-no, y'know with Gandolf we'd be out all night! ROSS: Yeah! We'd meet, we'd meet total strangers, and hang out with them! JOEY: Well, we could do that! ROSS: There's other stuff too. JOEY: We'll do it all, and better! Look, after tonight, Gandolf will want to party with us, dude! Come on! ROSS: Yeah! JOEY: Yeah! ROSS: Yeah!! JOEY: Yeah!! ROSS: It's not like we don't know how to party!! JOEY: Yeah! All right? Let's go! CHANDLER: And may-maybe we could end up on a boat again? JOEY and ROSS: Yeah!!! CHANDLER: All right!! ROSS: Hey-hey-hey, when uh, when were we on a boat? CHANDLER: Remember that really cold morning, you woke up and those dogs were licking your face? ROSS: Yeah. CHANDLER: Well, those were seals, man. MONICA: Ohh! Umm, Phoebe, I kinda need to talk to you about that. Umm, well I-I-I think it might be time for me to take a step back from catering. PHOEBE: But we've only had one job. MONICA: I know, but now we have this second one and it just, it feels like it's snowballing, y'know? PHOEBE: Yeah! What are you saying? MONICA: I got offered the head chef job at Allesandro's. PHOEBE: What? MONICA: It's okay, 'cause y'know what? You don't really need me for the business. PHOEBE: You're the cook! With out you it's just me driving up to people's houses with empty trays and asking for money! JOEY: All right, so we'll get a little coffee, and get energized, and we'll head back out. CHANDLER: Yeah, all right. ROSS: Okay. JOEY: So, we're having fun, right? CHANDLER and ROSS: Yeah. JOEY: We don't need that wizard guy. We hit a couple of clubs, talked to some strangers, and uh, after this, we'll head down to the docks and see about that boat thing. ROSS: I'm kinda beat. CHANDLER: Actually, me too. JOEY: Are you serious?! CHANDLER and ROSS: Yeah. JOEY: Thank God! I'm exhausted! GUNTHER: So you guys want coffees? JOEY: Yeah, but uh, I don't want to be up too late, so uh, I'll have a decaf. ROSS: Yeah, me too. CHANDLER: Actually, can I get some hot water with a little lemon? I think I strained my voice screaming in there. Does it have to be so loud? JOEY: I can't hear a word you're saying, my ears are ringing so bad. ROSS: I'm just glad I brought that extra pair of socks, y'know? I used them as mittens, I didn't want to touch a thing in that last place. How sad are we? JOEY: Yeah, I know. CHANDLER: Y'know what? We're not sad, we're not sad, we're just not 21 anymore. Y'know? I'm 29 years old, damnit! And I want to sit in a comfortable chair, and watch television and go to bed at a reasonable hour! JOEY and ROSS: Yeah! JOEY: Yeah! And I like to hang out in a quiet place where I can talk to my friends. CHANDLER and ROSS: Yeah! ROSS: And so what if I like to go home, throw on some Kenny G, and take a bath! JOEY: We're 29, we're not women.
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transcribed by Eric Aasen
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