CHANDLER: Gunther, can I get another cup of coffee, please? So uh, what do you do when you're not working here? GUNTHER: You don't need to fill these silences. CHANDLER: Oh, okay, thanks.
MONICA: Chandler, that's like your fourth cup of coffee! CHANDLER: Well, I am drinking lots of cups of coffee because I'm exhausted! Because Joey started snoring! MONICA: He's in a different room! He's really that loud? JOEY: Oh, you should here me. CHANDLER: It's not something to be proud of, okay? You have to go to a sleep clinic! JOEY: Look, I told ya, I'm not going to any clinic! I don't have a problem, you're the one with the problem! You should go to a "Quit being a baby and leave me alone" clinic! CHANDLER: They don't have those. JOEY: Yeah, they do! Quit being a baby and leave me alone! There, you've just had your first class!
CHANDLER: Oh, she's got you running errands, y'know, picking up wedding dresses... Wah-pah! ROSS: What's wah-pah? CHANDLER: Y'know, whipped! Wah-pah! JOEY: That's not whipped! Whipped is wh-tcssh! CHANDLER: That's what I did. Wah-pah! JOEY: You can't do anything!
MONICA: Oh my God! Ohh! Look at this one! It's so beautiful! PHOEBE: Yeah, but y'know, about have of these are gonna end up getting divorced. THE SALESLADY: May I help you ladies? MONICA: Oh, yes, umm, I'm here to pick up a dress that you have on hold. THE SALESLADY: Yes, what's the name, please? MONICA: Emily Waltham. THE SALESLADY: Yes! I have it right here. Would you like to try it on Ms. Waltham? MONICA: Okay. PHOEBE: You're the most beautiful bride I've ever seen. MONICA: I am, aren't I? THE SALESLADY: Ms. Waltham? MONICA: Yes? THE SALESLADY: We're closing. MONICA: All right. THE SALESLADY: And could I get my ring back?
CHANDLER: I'm Chandler. WOMAN: I'm Marjorie. CHANDLER: Hi. MARJORIE: Hi. CHANDLER: You mind if I... MARJORIE: No, please. CHANDLER: So uh, what are you in for? MARJORIE: I talk in my sleep. CHANDLER: What a coincidence, I listen in my sleep.
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