The One Where Chandler Crosses The Line (407)
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Season 1 Where Monica Gets A New Roomate With The Sonogram At The End With The Thumb With George Stephanoloulos With The East German Laundry Detergent With The Butt With The Blackout Where Nana Dies Twice Where Underdog Gets Away With The Monkey With Mrs.Bing With The Dozen Lasagnes With The Boobies With The Candy Hearts With The Stoned Guy With Two Parts, Part 1 With Two Parts, Part 2 With All The Poker Where The Monkey Gets Away With The Evil Orthodontist With The Fake Monica With The Ick Factor With The Birth Where Rachel Finds Out Season 2 With Ross' New Girlfriend With The Breast Milk Where Heckles Dies With Phoebe's Husband With Five Steaks And An Eggplant With The Baby On The Bus Where Ross Finds Out With The List With Phoebe's Dad With Russ With The Lesbian Wedding After The Superbowl, Part 1 After The Superbowl, Part 2 With The Prom Video Where Ross And Rachel... You Know Where Joey Moves Out Where Eddie Moves In Where Dr.Remore Dies Where Eddie Won't Go Where Old Yeller Dies With The Two Bullies With The Two Parties With The Chickenpox With Barry And Mindy's Wedding Season 3 With The Princess Leia Fantasy Where No-One's Ready With The Jam With The Metaphorical Tunnel With Frank Jnr With The Flashback With The Race Car Bed With The Giant Poking Device With The Football Where Rachel Quits Where Chandler Can`t Remember Which Sister With All The Jealousy Where Monica And Richard Are Friends With Phoebe's Ex-Partner Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break With The Morning After With The Ski Trip With The Hypnosis Tape With The Tiny T-Shirt With The Dollhouse With The Chick and the Duck With The Screamer With Ross's Thing With The Ultimate Fighting Champion At The Beach Season 4 With The Jellyfish With The Cat With The 'Cuffs With The Ballroom Dancing With Joey's New Girlfriend With The Dirty Girl Where Chandler Crosses The Line With Chandler In A Box Where They're Gonna Party! With The Girl From Poughkeepsie With Phoebe's Uterus With The Embryos With Rachel's Crush With Joey's Dirty Day With All The Rugby With The Fake Party With The Free Porn With Rachel's New Dress With All The Haste With All The Wedding Dresses With The Invitation With The Worst Best Man Ever With Ross`s Wedding Part I and II Season 5 After Ross Said Rachel With All The Kissing Hundredth Where Phoebe Hates PBS With All The Kips With The Yeti Where Ross Moves In With The Thanksgiving Flashbacks With Ross's Sandwich With The Inappropriate Sister With All The Resolutions With Chandler's Work Laugh With Joey's Bag Where Everyone Finds Out With The Girl Who Hits Joey With A Cop With Rachel's Inadvertant Kiss Where Rachel Smokes Where Ross Can't Flirt With The Ride Along With The Ball With Joey's Big Break In Vegas (Season Finale/Hour Long Episode) Season 6 After Vegas Where Ross Hugs Rachel With Ross's Denial Where Joey Loses His Insurance With Joey's Porsche With The Last Night Where Phoebe Runs With Ross's Teeth Where Ross Got High With The Routine With The Apothecary Table With The Joke With Rachels Sister Where Chandler Can't Cry That Could Have Been (Parts 1 & 2) With The Unagi Where Ross Dates A Student With Joey's Fridge With Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E. Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad Where Paul's The Man With The Ring With The Proposal(Season Finale) With Monica\'s Thunder With Rachel's Book With Phoebe's Cookies With Rachel's Assistant With The Engagement Picture With The Nap Partners With Ross's Library Book Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs With All The Candy With The Holiday Armadilio With All The Cheesecakes Where They're Up All Night Where Rosita Dies Where They All Turn Thirty With Joey's New Brain With The Truth About London With The Cheap Wedding Dress With Joey's Award With Ross and Monica's Cousin With Rachel's Big Kiss With The Vows With Chandler's Dad Season 8 After 'I Do' With The Red Sweater Where Rachel Tells... With The Videotape With Rachel's Date With The Halloween Party |
CHANDLER: I just walked in the bathroom and saw Kathy naked! It was like torture! ROSS: Y'know if we ever go to war and you're captured, you're in for a big surprise. CHANDLER: It just keeps getting worse and worse! Y'know? I mean it's bad enough that I'm in love with my roommates girlfriend which by the way, I think she knows. Because every time we're in the room together there's this weird like energy between us. And call me crazy, but I think she likes me too. And now I have seen her naked. I mean at least when I've seen her with clothes on, I could imagine her body was like covered in boles or something. But there are no boles, she's smooth! Smooth! CHANDLER: Hey-Hey-Hey! Who was that? JOEY: That would be Casey. We're going out tonight. CHANDLER: Goin' out, huh? Wow! Wow! (Does a little celebration dance) So things didn't work out with Kathy, huh? Bummer. JOEY: No, things are fine with Kathy. I'm having a late dinner with her tonight, right after my early dinner with Casey. CHANDLER: What? JOEY: Yeah-yeah. And the craziest thing is that I just ate a whole pizza by myself! CHANDLER: Wait! You're going out with Kathy! JOEY: Yeah. Why are you getting so upset? CHANDLER: Well, I'm upset...for you. I mean, having sex with an endless line of beautiful women must be very unfulfilling for you. JOEY: What is the big deal? It's not like we're exclusive. CHANDLER: Look, Joey, Kathy is clearly not fulfilling your emotional needs. But Casey, I mean granted I only saw the back of her head, but I got this sense that she's-she's smart, and funny, and gets you. JOEY: You got all that from the back of her head? CHANDLER: All right look, I think it's time for you to settle down. Y'know? Make a choice, pick a lane. JOEY: Who's Elaine? PHOEBE: Yeah, ooh, I like that! Yeah. Wait! How do you know about bah-bah-bha-bhan? ROSS: Well umm, y'know, I used to play. PHOEBE: Oh yeah, that's right, the keyboards, huh? ROSS: Yeah, just a little in high school, but then I really got into it in college. I mean that's-that's when I really found my sound. MONICA: Oh God! Orange juice just came out of my nose, but it was totally worth it. MONICA: Oh God bless my dad sound proofing the basement! RACHEL: Oh, I can't believe I ever let him touch me with those fingers. PHOEBE: What are you guys talking about, I loved it! It was soo moving. Oh, plus it's just, it's so different from the stuff you usually hear. CHANDLER: You mean like, music? KATHY: You have really great hair. CHANDLER: Well, thanks. I grow it myself. JOEY: Hey dude, it's me. CHANDLER: Hey it's Joey! JOEY: Listen uh, I'm really sorry, it looks like I'm gonna be stuck here for a while. I got the transmission fluid, but when I went to put it in the car, the transmission wasn't there! CHANDLER: What? JOEY: Yeah, it must've fallen out a few blocks back. I just figured we hit a dog. MONICA: Hey, aren't you up next? PHOEBE: Oh no, I'm not playing tonight. RACHEL: Why not? PHOEBE: I can't follow Ross! It'd be like those bicycle ridding chimps that followed The Beetles. No. MONICA: Phoebe, Ross sucks! RACHEL: Phoebe, the place has emptied because of him. PHOEBE: Oh my God, he's not even appreciated in his own time. I would give anything to not be appreciated in my own time! JOEY: ... hey listen, I was thinking about what you said yesterday about focusing on one woman, I'm gonna do that. CHANDLER: You mean with Casey. JOEY: No-no-no, I think I'm gonna see how things go with Kathy. She's pretty cool. CHANDLER: Or Casey. JOEY: No-no, Kathy. CHANDLER: Could be Casey. JOEY: No. No, Kathy. CHANDLER: Consider Casey. JOEY: Y'know what I think? I think somebody's got a little crush on Casey. How 'bout I fix you two up? What do you think? CHANDLER: That all the pieces of my life are falling right into place! CHANDLER: Listen ah, Joe, I-I need to, I need to talk to you about something. JOEY: What's up? CHANDLER: It's-it's about Kathy. Umm, uh, I like her. I like her a lot actually. JOEY: You do? CHANDLER: Yeah. JOEY: Well, you're timing couldn't be better. She's not my girlfriend anymore. CHANDLER: What? JOEY: Yeah, she broke up with me. CHANDLER: Oh uh, when? JOEY: Just now, after acting class. At first I thought she was doing some kind of scene, that's why I let people watch. JOEY: So you like her huh? CHANDLER: Yes, but I-I uh, don't have too. JOEY: No-no-no, no it's uh, it's okay. CHANDLER: Yeah? JOEY: Yeah. You know why? 'Cause you can to me first. CHANDLER: Well, I thought that would be the best thing to do. JOEY: But hey, listen just so you know, you might have you're work cut out for you. 'Cause when I talked to her, I kinda got the feeling that she's into some other guy. So... CHANDLER: See uh, that's-that's actually what I wanted to talk to you about. I-I think I know who the other guy is. JOEY: Who? CHANDLER: It's me. I'm the other guy. JOEY: What? CHANDLER: Yeah, I mean when you were late last night, Kathy and I got to talking, and one thing to another and... JOEY: And what?! Did you sleep with her?! CHANDLER: No! No! No! I just kissed her. JOEY: What?! That's even worse!!! CHANDLER: How is that worse?! JOEY: I don't know! But it's the same! CHANDLER: Look, I'm sorry! But there's nothing I can do, I think I'm in love with her! JOEY: Who cares?! You went behind my back! I would never do that to you! CHANDLER: You're right, I have no excuses! I was totally over the line. JOEY: Over the line?! You-you're-you're so far past the line, that you-you can't even see the line! The line is a dot to you! PHOEBE: Oh my God, he's lost it. He's totally lost it. MONICA: What? RACHEL: Phoebe, his music could not get any worse. There are rats in the basement that are hanging themselves. ROSS: Thank you, thanks. Yeah, I lost it. Y'know, I'm not gonna play anymore, would you, can you finish my set? PHOEBE: After that? Yeah! No, I mean if I can help. ROSS: Yeah, like I could lose it. RACHEL: What? ROSS: I played bad on purpose guys. MONICA: Okay, so you were trying to play bad this whole time. ROSS: Yeah, no, just that last song.
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transcribed by Maree Hilton
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